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11 July 2009 @ 07:57 pm
Which is a Bad Idea Unless You Live Near a Hospital  
Hello people!

Brought on by watching iCarly.

Poll #1428532 Smoking Poll: First Kiss
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

When did you have your first kiss (age)?

What were the circumstances?

Are you still with the person with whom you had your first kiss?

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Yep yep
1 (4.2%)

No, I've moved on since then
7 (29.2%)

I haven't seen him/her in years
9 (37.5%)

No, but we're still friends
2 (8.3%)

Haven't had my first kiss yet
5 (20.8%)

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
11 July 2009 @ 06:27 pm
Unscramble Words, Memes, and Tons More!  
Hello people!

Snurtched from [info]bohemean.

Leave me a comment and I will give you a letter (only if you want to me to). Then, write 10 things that you love starting with that letter. Post the list in your journal. Give out letters to your commenters in return.

I got "R!"

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Rainy days
3. RPGs
4. Rock music
5. Reese Witherspoon
6. RPS
7. Rice Krispies treats
8. Revolutions
9. Raven (Wigfield)
10. Rules of Engagement (tv show)

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bored
Hear: "Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
11 July 2009 @ 05:11 pm
Ooh, That Sounds Fancy!  
Hello people!

I had another crazy dream last night. I liked this guy (who looked like he was in his late 30's, early 40's), and he liked me, but this other, bald guy in a black suit was trying to keep us apart. I don't know why, lol. I had a girlfriend of mine helping me fight off the bald guy while my crush and I tried to get away. At one point, the bald guy convinced my girlfriend that I was using her.

She got angry and came after me and my crush, but not before I killed the bald guy. My crush and I escaped from my pissed-off girlfriend and, of course, I was about to kiss him when I woke up. *facepalm* My dreams are freakin ridiculous. Dad woke me up at 10:30-ish. I came out to the living room in time for dad and Nick to get in a fight about Nick having to do some of the dishes.

See, dishes are my chore, garbage is Nick's. His really isn't a big deal at all, but dishes take a lot of time, especially if there's clean AND dirty dishes, which there were this morning. So I was gonna unload the dishwasher and Nick was gonna unload it, and he got all pissy. Long story short, dad wound up breaking down while yelling at Nick, explaining why he's been edgy so much.

He told Nick that he hasn't been the same since Grandpa D. died (two years ago yesterday) - which is true, and we all know it, but this is the first time dad's ever admitted it - and that he doesn't know what's wrong with him and he doesn't know how to change. Then dad went to his room and Nick came out to the kitchen. It was depressing and sad, but I think Nick's gonna be more cooperative now.

Um, I did the dishes and Nick did his part, then I packed the rest of the linen closet while dad brought boxes up from the basement. At some point, Nick must've apologized to dad cuz they got along fine the rest of the day. We listened to the Metal Gear Solid and MGS2 soundtracks while we worked. Around 12:30, we all took a break. I ate lunch and we watched Spongebob together.

Dad left to meet mom at the grocery store. I watched Nick play a little bit of Little Big Planet (and had him make a Stephen Colbert sackboy and a Liquid Snake sackboy, hehe), then went to my room and played The Sims for a while. I made a MGS family (surprise, surprise, right?) with Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Otacon and Meryl. Of course, Otacon and Snake are in love. <3

And Liquid and Meryl are in love, lol, which wasn't really my intention, but I'm not complaining. Now, cuz of their ship, I kinda want fic. X] Um, anywho, now I'm really hungry, so I think I'm gonna find some food, lol. This is fucking hot. As is this. Just saying. I shall leave you with a seriously ridiculous, yet hilarious video. This is Celine Dion. As Michael Jackson. I'm not kidding.


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bored
Hear: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
11 July 2009 @ 02:56 pm
Writer's Block: Lights Out  
Hello people!

All it takes is a blackout to realize how much we rely on electricity. What's your most memorable story from a power outage?


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Two instances come to mind. The first happened not too long ago...maybe a month? It was about 1:00 in the morning and we had all stayed up, just cuz we felt like it. We were saying good night to mom and dad when the power just suddenly went out. I can't sleep without some kind of light and my fan on, so I wasn't going to bed. The power was out for a good ten minutes.

The only reason that came to mind is cuz it happened so recently. The second instance I can think of is when I was completely alone in the house. It was about 9:00 at night, and it was raining out. It was dark, so I don't think it was summer, and I dunno where Nick was, but teh rents had gone to the store and gotten dinner. I was just hanging out, watching TV.

A commercial came on for a movie that I thought was particularly scary-looking. I don't recall which one (this was, like, two or three years ago), but it scared me. Ya know how on scary movie ads, they always have whatever monster is killing people pop out at the viewer and scare the fuck out of you? Well, just as the monster leapt at the screen, the power went out.

I was alone, in the dark, after just having seen an incredibly scary commercial. I was literally petrified, I could not move. I sat there, actually holding my breath, for about ten seconds, which is when the power came back on, lol. It was short and quick but it was so fucking scary. Yeah, yeah, I'm a wuss, you should all know that by now.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
10 July 2009 @ 07:45 pm
Hey, Spongebob Gaypants  
Hello people!

My sweet [info]jamieaiken919 has been feeling a little down lately, so here is a feel-good, cheer-you-up post with the vids that ALWAYS make me happy. I hope it helps you, sweetheart! :]

Prolly about half of these are NSFW...just saying, lol )</div>

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: amused
Hear: "Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles?"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
10 July 2009 @ 04:27 pm
No, She's a Cat, She Doesn't Know What's Going On  
Hello people!

I had a really long, complicated dream. I'll try to keep it short. Um, I had a dream that I was sitting outside of the house. The weird thing is that Nick and I were the only people living there...hmm. Anywho, I had my computer with me and I was gonna spend the afternoon writing. The skies were dark gray and I loved that environment. This really annoying girl I know in RL knocked on the front door.

She couldn't see me, since I was on the side of the house, but I could see her. I ran to the back door to get in the front door to lock it so RL girl would go away, but the back door was locked, so I couldn't get back in the house. Then it started pouring down rain. I ran to my computer and protected it from the rain as I went in the front door. RL girl took it upon herself to go ahead and go inside.

Nick was in the kitchen, and RL girl and a friend were in the living room, watching a horror movie. RL girl said, "Oh, hey, wanna watch the movie with us? We're almost done." I remember being super pissed off, then I woke up. Then I fell back asleep and had a dream about some minor celebrity, though I don't recall who, who was really cute and nice and flirting with me. We were gonna go out...

Then I woke up. Yeah. I actually had more stuff happening, but I don't remember it all. I knew I should've written it all down this morning. Shit. Anyway, um, dad got me up at 11:00 this morning. I watched Judge Karen and fed the kitten before getting to packing glasses and bowls and vases around noon. I packed til about 3:00, when Nick asked for my help packing the coat closet.

I helped him (aka, I did it for him) til dad got home from the store at 4:00. Nick has actually been very nice and funny today, and we had a great time hanging out. He and I even talked about his hair (how I think he'd look better with short hair and he's actually considering it! :D) and his clothes (how he likes to dress a certain way, but that his clothes don't define him...which is deep, for him).

It was really great to talk to him like that. He also mentioned off-handedly that he thinks Megan Fox is gorgeous and that she's his desktop background. At least he has good taste? I think Fox is gorgeous as well, lol. Nick made it known to mom and dad that he and I are getting the FOX-HOUND logo as a tattoo for his birthday (that's right, I get a tat for Nick's b-day, lol <3). I'm stoked! :]

I dunno if I explained this before, but Nick and I both want that as a tattoo cuz it's from Metal Gear Solid, which we not only both love intensely, but we bond over the first and second game, too, so it's very important to us. Nick brought up my going to college and how he's gonna miss me, and I said he wouldn't have to worry cuz I'll be stopping by all the time. Sometimes, he really is a great bro. <3

Moving on, I drew a couple more doodles earlier and put 'em up on deviantART. [1] Best Friends (Hal and Dave), [2] Boys in Love (Hal and Dave), and [3] my artist logo. Mom, dad and I got into a little tiff, yet again, about packing and now I'm in my room. They might be giving a friend of mom's a ride to Pataskala, which is way far away, so hopefully Nick and I will have a little parent-less downtime.

Um, yeah, that's about it. Title of this post is just something dad said about Celtic. I don't know the context, but I think it's more amusing sans context anyway. I'm gonna try to draw some more tonight, but I dunno if I can pull off anything good (or original, lol). I shall try, though. Speaking of creative expression, I really should write. Hmm. Maybe I'll do that instead...

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
10 July 2009 @ 12:03 am
They're Pierced, They're Brooding, They Don't Care  
Hello people!

Four things on the agenda.

[1] I don't watch Torchwood, but I know it's chock full of teh gay and the pics I keep seeing are freakishly awesome and I need more. Please spam me with hot pictures of guys making out. Thanks.

[2] I have four weeks worth of TDS/TCR on my DVR and I just don't have time to watch everything. I intend to watch the Iraq TCR eps (no, I haven't seen them yet) and the Jeff Goldblum appearances, and I've already seen the Tom Hanks care packages/kiss segment. So aside from those, what clips can I absolutely not afford to miss? Spam me with links to vids I must see, please!

[3] I have an extra WristStrong bracelet. Completely free. First to comment requesting the bracelet gets it.

[4] I have a 10% discount keyword for this store on eBay. They have some pretty awesome stuff. Kinda expensive for me, but still very cool. First to comment requesting the keyword gets it. I'll PM you the keyword. It only lasts for the month of July and I don't know if it will actually work, since you might have to prove you've already purchased something from them. But anywho.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bouncy
Hear: "Everything keeps happening in the most peculiar way..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
09 July 2009 @ 05:29 pm
That Led Him to a Painful Decision: Hitler or Pancakes?  
Hello people!

For the first time ever, I, Miranda Doerfler, beat Metal Gear Solid on normal ALL BY MYSELF. I've been having a "nerdgasm," if you will, since I did so last night. I even made a short video documenting it, lol, cuz I was so excited.


Ahem. I stayed up last night reading awesomely adorable MGS comics from this woman right hurr. I also attempted to draw my own Solid Snake and Hal (Otacon) & Dave (Snake) doodles, using that woman's technique. And I think I did a decent job, considering that I usually suck at drawing, lol. I put them up on my deviantART account. Here's Solid Snake and here's Hal & Dave.

I got up at 10:00 today to mom asking me to pack some stuff for her while she's at work. I watched some Divorce Court and drew those doodles til mom left, then started packing around noon. Dad was out in the garage packing stuff there. I spent the afternoon packing kitchen stuff (mugs, plates, etc.) and watching TV. It actually wasn't terrible, I don't mind packing when it's a calm process.

Dad came in around 2:00 and made me some late lunch of chicken fingers (they weren't very good...) and we watched Sabrina together, which the title of this post is from. Then he went back to work in the garage, and I went back to packing. I stopped around 5:00 and, well, here we are. I'm so ridiculously tired, I could go to bed right now. Um...yeah, that's pretty much it. Happy Thursday.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: sore
Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
08 July 2009 @ 05:29 pm
Ahh, I Felt That, Snake  
Hello people!

Last night, mom and I got into a little tiff (sp?), and dad got mad at me for the fight. Teh rents and I went to bed mad at each other, but I wanted to apologize and provide an explanation for my edgy attitude lately (cuz I'm been kinda snippy). So I wrote each of them a letter, explaining that I'm prolly gonna be like this til we finally move cuz the stress of packing/moving AND prepping for college is weighing heavy on me.

They both understand and we're all gonna try to be a little more understanding of each other. <3 I know I had a dream last night, but I don't remember what it was. Dad woke me up at 8:30 this morning so I could get ready to go get the shots that are required of me for college. We left at 9:00 and got to the health department's immunization thing they were doing at the fire station.

I got four shots, though I don't recall what all of them were...I know one was the first of three Gardasil shots, though. I must admit, I'm kinda scared about getting it. The FDA released a study that showed that a number of deaths have been linked to Gardasil, as well as over 6,000 recorded cases of severe side-effects. So, yeah, I'm nervous about that (and the shot fucking hurt), but oh well.

Um, after that, mom got me some coffee and a cheese danish, which were both delicious. We had to stop at the bank so mom could get a letter to give to her lawyer and such, so we did that, then we went on home. Dad had a box of my stuff from the garage to sift through to see if there was anything I wanted to keep. I spent about an hour doing that, and found some cool stuff.

Some old spy toys, random memorabilia, books and pictures, etc. I also found a cool bandana-esque piece of fabric that I tied around my head. I pretended to be Solid Snake for a while, lol, just to make packing less boring. ;] Then I went to my room and chilled cuz my arms were starting to feel really sore, as if I'd been working out for hours. I played a little MGS and watched TV.

I was gonna sleep for a while, but decided against it cuz it was nearing 5:00 and I didn't wanna miss the news, lol. XD Oh, this morning, I woke to a tweet from Toby Turner telling me I rock, lol. :D <333 I'm not sure what's up with this spontaneous awesomeness, but I love it! Uh...I think that's it...title of this post is from MGS. OMG WAIT!!!

Firstly, I forgot to mention, I was wearing my Colbert Nation t-shirt today and the bank manager lady was like, "Oh gosh, I love him, he's so funny." :D <333 Secondly, you know the nightly Twitter question on the local news? CELLI GOT HER ANSWER ON THERE. Dude, she doesn't even live here, how fucking AWESOME is that?! :DDD I squee'd when I read it, lol! <333 Here's the vid.


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
07 July 2009 @ 05:06 pm
Why Is There a Helicopter In the Background? ...It's My Stomach, I'm Hungry  
Hello people!

I was up late again last night, playing MGS and helping Nick make pasta salad. Nick watched me play for a while, then dad demanded I do the dishes (at 1:00 in the morning), so I did those. I got up this morning at 8:40, when mom woke me up. My alarm was set for 9:00, but I forgot to tell her that, so oh well. I got dressed and got ready and played a little MGS before we left.

We went to mom's first appointment, but mom picked me up some hash browns from Burger King first (<3). Around noon, we went to pick up Celtic from the Rascals vet place. OMG I forgot to mention! We dropped her off there yesterday to have her spade and de-clawed and get her immunizations and suchwich. Anywho, we picked her up today and she's just as wily (sp?) as ever.

We headed right home after that and fed Celtic. I read my new book for a bit while mom talked to her new lawyer about the NY closing. At about 2:00, mom and I went back out to Sam's Club to fill my prescription for my birth control. We also picked up a couple random things (Zyrtec, wine) then went over to Wal*Mart to get baby food for Celtic and some facial scrub for me and mom.

We got the Clean and Clear acne system thingy, which I'm excited to start using. I got a fitted sheet for my bed for college, as well as some root beer and such. We came home after that and I went to my room to play more MGS. I got all the way to the REX battle again, but once again, even though I'm far better equipped than I was the first time, I can't beat REX. I'll ask Nick to do it later.

Oh, remember a while ago when I mentioned that I have summer work for college? I have to read that book, The World Without Us. Well, I read about fifteen pages of it and had to put it down cuz it's so goddamn boring. No offense to anyone who likes these kinds of books, but I am really completely uninterested in the environment and CO emissions and whatever.

It spent the first chapter talking about some tree that used to cover Europe but no longer does. Sorry, but that's what man does to nature. Let's move past it, please. I literally cannot get through this book, I'm gonna have to find Spark Notes or something. Maybe I can get mom to read it and tell me about it. She reads books really fast. I have to get it done to do my assignment.

Um, anywhoooo, I have two things to share with you guys, lol. Firstly, Toby Turner (you know, that amazing, awesome, kick-ass guy on YouTube who I'm a huge fan of and have a bit of a crush on) left me a comment on one of my older vids where I prompted my then-up-coming vid, "New Installment of 24." All I have to say is SQUEE, you guys, SQUEE.

OMGOMGOMG )

Also, you MGS fans (I know there are few of you on my flist, but ya know) prolly know about this already, but there's this thing on YouTube called Metal Gear Awesome. OH. AND. David Hayter (who voices Solid Snake) knows about Metal Gear Awesome and likes it! :D I find that endlessly cool. Title of this post came from the vid, lol. So, here ya go. X]

OMG HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU )

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bouncy
Hear: "I couldn't help it, it's all your fault!"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
06 July 2009 @ 06:07 pm
You Should Crawl On the Ground Like the Snake You Are  
Hello people!

I set my alarm for 10:00, but I didn't get up til 11:00 today. It was kinda nice to sleep that extra hour. I needed it; I was up til 3:00 last night. I beat MGS (with help from Nick for the REX battle - I beat Liquid atop REX myself) and started a new game, cuz once you beat it, you get a special gift afterwards; if you let Meryl live, you get a bandana that gives you infinite ammo.

If you let Meryl die (which is what I did), Otacon gives you a stealth camo suit, which makes you invisible. Once you save after beating the game, you can play it all over again, but now you have whatever you won at the end of your first game. So I'm playing through with my camo suit and it's super fun. You can punch a guard or throw a stun grenade and they just get all confused. XD

When I got up, mom told me she was going to Dayton with dad and that if I got dressed real quick, I could come with. I did so and wound up having to wait forty minutes til both teh rents were ready to go, lol. *shakes head* I watched a little Judge Karen and basically just chilled. We headed out around noon. Our first stop was a place that makes custom t-shirts for businesses.

Mom needed to get some new business shirts cuz her old ones are worn-out, so we dropped off her shirts there and then headed to The Christmas Tree Shop. I LOVE that store and I always freaking will. I got my own plates, plastic-ware (but the kind you keep! :D), cups, washclothes, dish towels, flip flops (for the showers), and an apple-corer, all for college! <3

I'm so excited, it's really fun to get my own, ya know, kitchenware and bath stuff and whatnot. I just feel so grown up, lol. X] After that, we went to The Greene (<333) and spent the next hour or two at the book store. I got a cheese danish and a frappe and this really awesome book (thus far, anyway) called, "Killing Spree" by Kevin O'Brien. I like his style of writing, so I'm stoked to read more.

We stopped at Panera for me before going home cuz the only thing I had to eat all day was that cheese danish. I got my ushe sandwich and we finally went home. Oh, earlier in the day, dad got pissed at mom for making him miss his turn, but she was already crushed after having talked to the lawyer about closing on our NY house (everything's all good now, thankfully).

So I told him to just shut up about it and move on, and dad said something like, "No, she blames me all the time, blahblahblah." And then I said, "You know what, dad, let it go, mom already feels terrible." But you see, dad's got this hard-set belief that all women will grow up to be controlling, psychotic, bitch wives to their husbands. That includes me, and he mentioned that in the car.

I almost swore at him right then (which I don't ever do), I was so pissed off at him for saying that. He didn't say those words, exactly, but he said something about me marrying a guy and ruining his life, and I said, "I'm not getting married." and he said something like, "Well there's one guy who's safe." Like, seriously, you just told your fucking daughter that she's gonna ruin a man's life?

Fucking thanks, dad. THANKS. I seriously fucking hate him sometimes. Who says that kind of shit? God. Anywho, um, now we're home watching Cash Cab. We're gonna watch some Burn Notice later and then I'm gonna go back to MGS. Speaking of, title of this post is from the game. I wanna play MGS2 with Nick, but he's feeling sick today, so he's prolly gonna sleep.

There's a new show on Showtime (or is it HBO?) called, "Hung" about...well, a guy who's hung, lol and, with the help of his friend, he pimps himself out to lonely women, lol. It looks seriously hilarious, not to mention dirty as all get-out. But alas, I don't get Showtime or HBO, lol. Uh...yeah, I don't really have anything else to say...

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
05 July 2009 @ 10:54 pm
I Dunno, But I Hope He's Dead  
Hello people!

Um. Yeah.

Poll #1425581 Smoking Pole: Incestuous (why is that word so fun to say?)
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do incestuous pairings in fandom squick you out?

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Yes
9 (37.5%)

Naw
7 (29.2%)

Meh, I don't really care
4 (16.7%)

Only if it's slash or femslash
2 (8.3%)

Only if it's het
2 (8.3%)

Would you read an original story about siblings (boy/girl) who kick ass in some way and are in an incestuous pairing?

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Sure
10 (40.0%)

No
7 (28.0%)

Blah, not my cup 'o' tea
8 (32.0%)


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
05 July 2009 @ 07:12 pm
Like the Adorable Way He Steals Water From Little Girls  
Hello people!

Gaw, I'm in a spontaneously bad mood today. There's really no reason for it, I just feel lousy. >:[

Last night, Nick and I stayed up til 1:00 and played MGS2 together! It was so much fun, I really love hanging out with him sometimes. :] I woke up at 9:45-ish this morning. I said g'morning to teh rents and we watched Confessions of a Shopaholic. It was cute, if painfully predictable, lol. I played with the kitten a bit, then went to my room and kinda just lazed about.

I watched some TV, played MGS (up until the REX/Liquid battle cuz I can't seem to freaking beat it, which is driving me effing crazy), etc. I felt super-miserable after the hundredth time of trying to beat REX/Liquid, so I took a nap. I woke up about an hour ago and thaaaaat's about it. The days get more and more uneventful as they go, people. I'm bored with life right now.

Title of this post is from Hannah Montana (don't judge me). Thanks for all the advice in the poll, guys! YOU ROCK. And now, I give you a video cuz there is nothing else to say, lol. Here's KassemG. ILH. <3


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: not-so-good
Hear: "Ooh, aah-aah-aah-ooh."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
05 July 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Come On, Baby, and Rescue Me  
Hello people!

I don't think there's any proper way of prompting this to you guys, so...


Poll #1425358 Smoking Poll: YO FACE
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do you have a daily regiment for face-care (scrubs, cleansers, exfoliators, etc.)?

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Yep
11 (68.8%)

Nope
2 (12.5%)

I've tried, but I can't stick to a daily regiment
2 (12.5%)

I can't seem to find the right product for my needs
1 (6.2%)

I don't really give a crap about that kinda stuff...
0 (0.0%)

If you do, what do you use?

What is your go-to product for stopping/preventing acne?

Anything else to say?


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: blah
Hear: "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
04 July 2009 @ 07:43 pm
Your Face Is Pathetic. Yeah, Well Your Mom Is...Amazing...  
Hello people!

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

I don't really remember the dream I had last night, but I woke up at 10:30-ish this morning. I went out and said hi to mom and dad then went straight back to my room to watch some TV and get online. I kinda just chilled and killed time doing nothing today. I played some MGS1 and, uh...yeah, that's pretty much it. Today has been SUPER uneventful, surprisingly, lol.

Around 5:30, I went into Nick's room and watched him play MGS4 for a while, then we went back to my room and played MGS2. We had a delicious dinner of hot dogs, mini!hamburgers, cole slaw and tater crowns. YUMMY. That's about it, so I spam you with a video of hilarity involving Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion when they were in Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place.


Title of this post is something Nick and I said to each other. Um, yeah. Hope you all had great days!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
03 July 2009 @ 07:13 pm
Barely Escaped With My Life There  
Hello people!

Nick and I had so much fun last night. He wanted to show me parts of the Metal Gear Solid 4 game, so I watched him play for an hour or so, then we went to my room and played MGS1 together and it was so great! :D If Nick is free tonight, we're gonna hang out and play either MGS1 or MGS2 together again. I'm so excited, lol. Prolly too much, but we never hang out anymore, so...

I had a dream about (prepare yourselves) an orgy. Yes. You read that correctly. A fucking orgy (haha, punny). And one of my RL friends was in it. *shakes head* But no screwing was going on, lol, we were prepping for the orgy. I swear, my unconscious self is ridiculous, lol. I woke up at 9:40 this morning. I got some cereal for breakfast, fed the kitten and watched Divorce Court.

Dad called to say mom was in her appointment (which I knew already) and asked if I could clean out his car for him. He wanted to sell his car - a Buick LeSabre - and get something different. So I cleaned out his car, then did the dishes and was done by noon. I made myself a sandwich and even wrote a little bit. Teh rents came home at about 1:00, then we left for a movie at 2:14.

We took dad to see The Proposal. It was just as hilarious and awesome a second time. And god, Ryan Reynolds is fucking hot. I mean, really, really damn hot. And he's cute, too, so he's, like, perfect. Yeah, um, moving on, haha. After that, we went to see this car dad's been looking at - a Jeep Grand Cherokee. We spent an hour and a half there, and left with the car.

We traded dad's car in for half the payment of the Jeep, so now we have one less Buick, lol. We stopped at Wendy's for a Frosty-cino and then came home. I'm bored and hungry and have little else to say, lol. So, I give thee a video.


Oh! And I commented on Kurt's tie last night, cuz it was gorgeous, and he said, "I love that you love my ties!" :D *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: blech
Hear: "What about love?"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
03 July 2009 @ 10:32 am
The Things He Says and Memes  
Hello people!

Snurtched from [info]totallygay81.

The Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth full sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions in a note to your wall.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.


William has no hair whatsoever on his body, and although there's a medical term for it, I just tend to think of him as being one of nature's freaks.

This is from the book I just finished, The Serial Killers Club by Jeff Povey.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bored
Hear: "Kinda suits you anyway..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
01 July 2009 @ 05:05 pm
It Has to Be a Sign That My Quite Brilliant Plan is Working  
Hello people!

Gah, I'm having trouble focusing...

Um, oh, I had a dream last night that involved challenges, riddles, water, video-game-esque environments, video-game-esque characters and my parents. It was really weird and kinda scary but I found myself laughing towards the end of the dream cuz I was having fun. I remember trying to get mom to help me solve the third riddle (there were four) before the next challenge...

And there was some guy dressed as a Joker (no, not THE Joker, A Joker, like the ones you see in a fresh deck of cards) who kept distracting my mom and trying to keep me from solving the riddles. *shrugs* And mom, dad and I climbed into this half-seat thing (it looked like this: C) that rocked back and forth and shot bursts of water from each end, where two strangers also sat.

It was insane...um, I woke up at about 9:30 today. I grabbed a Klondike bar for breakfast cuz I felt kinda shitty and teh rents were mad at me when I went to bed last night, so I needed something to cheer me up. I called mom, but she was in an appointment, so I left a message apologizing for last night. I watched Divorce Court and did the dishes, then mom called me.

She said everything was fine and not to worry about it and asked if I could pack some stuff from the linen closet. I said of course, no probs, and got to it. I turned on Judge Karen and turned it up so I could hear it whilst working in the hallway. Dad came home at 11:30 with groceries and in a very good mood. He apologized to me for being mean yesterday and I forgave him.

He started packing stuff in the foyer. I made myself some pizza rolls for lunch and had those while I watched Full House. I started feeling really bad, cramp-wise, and laid down for a while. I played a little Splinter Cell and watched TV til Mom came home around 3:00. Teh rents were around for a while til they decided to go look at a car that's for sale - they wanna buy one before we move.

Dad's gonna get rid of the car he has now cuz it's old, and mom's not gonna have her work car for a few days, so we could use another car, hence our buying a new (used) one. They haven't found anything yet, though, so, yeah, still looking.
Turns out, we gotta save cash for carpeting the floors of our NY house. Um, I read my book a little (title of this post, hellooooooooo) and watched the news and now I'm kinda just hanging out, being bored.

I'm not gonna be doing a whole lot tonight. I wrote a bit today, so that was nice. Maybe I'll do some more of that, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bored
Hear: *absolutely nothing*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
29 June 2009 @ 04:56 pm
I Look Back and Wonder Who I'm Going to Kill First  
Hello people!

I had a dream that I was making a video of my brother, his ex-GF and, I imagine, her friend. I was talking to them, ya know, asking them questions and stuff to make the video interesting. They told me that they were going bowling with Niles. As in Niles, the butler, from The Nanny. I flipped and asked if I could go and they said, "sure, yeah, whatever." :D I got all excited...

And then I woke up. *facepalm* Stupid self. I got up to my alarm at 10:00 today. I went out and said hi to mom, who was in a very good mood, for some reason, lol. She informed me that she and dad were going out today and asked if I wanted to come. Of course, I said yes and got ready to go. I watched some Divorce Court, ate a sandwich and played with the kitten before we left.

We went to LOWE'S to look at flooring, countertops and cabinets. It was fun and boring at the same time, lol. Like, I enjoy interior decorating and design stuff, so that was fun, but after a while and mom asking hundreds of questions, it got really dull. I brought my book (The Serial Killers Club by Jeff Povey) with me cuz I knew we'd be in there for a long time.

I ended up reading fifty pages! :D And it's a great book! I mean, it's not, like, blow you away or anything, but it's dark, exciting, interesting and funny! I quite like it. We finally figured out what flooring we want in the kitchen and dining room (tiles and wood, respectively), the kind of countertops we want (gold and black granite, I think...) and mom wants waynes coating on the cabinets.

After that, it was 1:00 and we were all hungry, so teh rents got some tacos for themselves and picked me up some chicken nuggets and a Frosty-cino milkshake from Wendy's. I've never had one of those and it was DELICIOUS. We went to Plato's Closet next, cuz they were finished with our clothes. They offered us $67 for, like, 1/3 of our clothes. We got most of them back, actually.

Imagine what we would've gotten if they took everything! :O Anywho, um, so, we loaded the clothes we got back into the car and headed to Kroger for some grocery shopping. I stayed in the car cuz I was really tired and felt a little sick, and knocked out another twenty pages in my book. We finally went home after that and mom and I finished filling out college forms.

As you can prolly guess, the title of this post is from my book. That's about it. Oh, mom and dad told me about this plan they have for moving. Obviously, someone has to be there for closing, and since mom's actually the one buying the house, it has to be her. She can't drive long distances alone (she used to have severe agoraphobia, but now it's much more mild, she just hates driving alone).

So she wants me to go with her to New York for the closing, and we'll bring the cats and dog along with us. We'll stay in a hotel during the closing. Then, mom will fly back to Ohio on her own, where she, Nick and dad will pack up the moving van and drive to NY together. They'll get there about a day later, come and get me and the pets from the hotel, and we'll all get to the house ASAP.

I think it sounds great, I don't have to be around for the crazy-ass packing of the van and I can just hang out and watch TV and take care of the pets for a couple days. I'm fine with that. SO, I hope we can do it. At this point, it's only an "option." They're not sure if they wanna do it right now, but yeah, I hope they do. Um. The end. :D

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: blah
Hear: "I'll be there..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
28 June 2009 @ 04:44 pm
You Know What a Cow Bark Sounds Like, Dontcha?  
Hello people!

Today was pretty awesome! :D FINALLY, lol.

I had a dream that I was in this class where we had to do this huge project with a cooler and paint and pictures and stuff. But my teacher wouldn't explain to me what I was sposed to do exactly, and I was getting really upset and pissed off. I started crying and the teacher just kept saying that I should just use paint and be creative. And everyone else in class was laughing at me.

Then I woke up. *shakes head* Stupid unconscious self. Dad came in my room and woke me up at 9:47 and said that he and mom were gonna go to some stores today, would I like to join them. I said of course and quickly got ready to go. Well, we didn't end up leaving til, like, 11:00. So, I got a bowl of Cheerios and played some Splinter Cell til teh rents and I left.

We first went to Starbucks, where I got myself a coffee and spent the last of my gift card that I got for my birthday. *sadface* Our next stop was Barnes&Noble. We were there for a good three or four hours! :D We finally planned out exactly what we're going to do with our new kitchen. I dunno if I said this before, but the house we bought is freaking RIDICULOUS.

And by that, I mean, it is one of the most poorly designed houses I have ever seen. The kitchen is one of the biggest problems, considering that we need to use it right away. So we're fixing that up first. I'll take pics and video of it before and after. Anywho, mom and dad got some design books and I found a bunch of books on sale and I still had money from yesterday, so I got 'em!

I got Traveler's Guide to Ancient Egypt, which has a shitload of info about life, buildings, and religion, The Serial Killers Club, which is about this guy who accidentally kills a guy who was sposed to kill him and via this now-dead-killer, he gets into this club of serial killers and plans to kill them all himself, and I got a new journal from the series of journals that I fucking LOVE.

They're made by this art school in Georgia and they are gorgeous. They're my fave, and this one was half off! <3 We went to Johnny Rocket's real quick after that and got some late lunch at 2:00. I got chicken fingers and they were delicious. OH, and "Respect" started playing and the whole staff of waiters/waitresses went to the middle of the restaurant and danced! <333

I love when restaurants do that. Have you guys ever heard of Kahunaville? It was in Connecticut (or maybe Massachusetts?) and the workers there danced to "Walk Like an Egyptian." So awesome. Um, yeah, so, moving on, we made a quick stop to Wal*Mart for some groceries and then our last stop was Target. Mom and dad found air conditioners for our new house.

Ya see, we don't have central heating or air conditioning. So, until we can set that shit up, we have to have individual air conditioners in each room. We bought three of those, and we found the absolute perfect mini!fridge for me for college. It's got a separate door for the freezer and this cute little soda caddy thing and a vegetable/fruit drawer and a freaking lock on the outside! :D

Unfortunately, the only one they had at the store was in bad shape, so we're gonna find a brand new one that hasn't been thrown around at a different store. And, it's made by Emerson, so I'm gonna name it Waldo. ;] Finally, we came home and watched Burn Notice. Tonight, The Next Food Network Star is on! I freaking love that show. And I love Jeff. He's sexy. ;]

Title of this post is something silly dad said in the car earlier. You had to be there, lol. Oh, gosh. RIP Billy Mays. I know a ton of people didn't like him, but, ya know, he's as much a part of my childhood as freaking Spongebob. I will remember Billy Mays for my whole life, man. What a loss to the pitchman world. :'( And the abundance of celebrity deaths lately is scaring the fuck out of me. *worried*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: sleepy
Hear: "Baby's an assassin..."