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28 January 2009 @ 07:45 pm
There's So Much Time and So Little to Do...Strike That, Reverse It  
Hello people!

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY! <3 AND, MOM'S BIRTHDAY MOM'S BIRTHDAY MOM'S BIRTHDAY! XD I didn't get up til 10:34 this morning. I woke up once at six-something, I think, but I didn't get up.

I came out to the living room and no one was there. I looked outside and the car was still there and it was still snowing. I guessed everyone had just gone back to sleep. I was gonna play Splinter Cell for a while, but Rexxy started meowing outside my door and it prompted mom to come to the hallway, which made me come out and say hi. I chilled with her and dad in their room for a few minutes, then mom took a shower.

I watched some TV and got online, then I took my shower, lol. We kinda just wasted time until 1:30 and then decided to brave the bad weather and head to Blockbuster. We rented Pineapple Express, which I'm gonna watch this weekend. I CAN'T WAIT. Gary Cole + gun-shooting = MADE OF CRAZEH WIN. Then we had to stop at Kroger and pick up some groceries. I grabbed a coffee, which was delicious.

We went home to drop off the groceries, then went back on out to dinner, cuz it was about 5:00 by then. Nick came with us. He ruined it for me, like he ruins everything. Dinner was good, but yeah. Nick was an ass. Oh, guess what? Dad bought this update for him on iTunes and ever since, Nick's been downloading shit on his iPod. The shit isn't free, but Nick seemed to think it was.

He has spent, like, 60 bucks of dad's money downloading shit! :O I haven't downloaded a SINGLE THING yet! And now I can't cuz Nick has ruined dad's thoughts of iTunes. Ya know, I don't care that I can't download anything, I guess, it's not that important to me, what I care about is that Nick ruins EVERYTHING. He just has no concern for anything or anyone but himself!

Another example of Nick's dumbassness: he wants a tattoo. But it's not just a tattoo. It's a full-length sleeve. As his first tattoo. He is NOT gonna be able to handle it. We keep telling him that and that his idea is retarded for his first one and that he should get a smaller one. But he won't listen cuz he's a douche-monger. I'm sorry, but I hope it hurts so he stops being so stupid. Maybe the pain will put some sense in him.

Sorry. I'm not in a good mood, lol. Um. Anyway. After dinner, we went to Target, but we didn't get much of anything. Mom got some new curtains, which she wanted, so yay for her, lol! :] I got candy, which is cool, I guess, but I wish I couldn't gotten the new Sims game for the computer, "Sims - Apartment Life." I really want that. :] It would be fun, lol. And would make me think of NYC. XD <3

Uh, yeah, then we came home. Willy Wonka was on ABC Family tonight. Love that movie. The title of this post is from the movie, of course. It might be paraphrased, but I'm not sure, lol. *shrugs* I'm sorry this is so late, we got home really late.

Ya know, I feel so guilty about being pissy on mom's birthday, but I can't help it and Nick just gets more and more fucking annoying with each passing second. And the worst part is, I always try to be as happy and appeasing as possible on anyone else's birthday cuz Nick always ruins mine and I hate having birthdays destroyed with anger.

So now I feel even WORSE. And I have this unexplainably uneasy feeling about going to school tomorrow. Have you ever had that? It's not that I don't wanna go, I just feel like something really bad is gonna happen if I do. I dunno, it's happened to me before and it's usually spot-on, so I'm worried AND guilty.

I'm totally done with this post and this day.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
09 January 2009 @ 05:59 pm
Your Wedding's Gonna Be Huge, Just Like Your Ass at Prom  
Hello people!

Again, I was up til 1:30 last night. *headdesk* I just wasn't tired. Oh, well.

Somehow, I keep fucking up setting my alarm and I woke up to beeping this morning. Grrr. I'll have to fiddle with it this weekend, lol. Let's see. I posted this last night cuz I TOTALLY spaced on including Gary Cole. LOVE HIM. As evidenced by these posts. Mr. Shoemaker (that's not spelled correctly, I don't think...) was finally in classical mythology today. He's cool and pretty funny, so YAY! :D

We didn't really do much, just took some notes on various types of myths. He calls on people randomly, though, and I despise that. *shudders* I, once again, didn't do my math homework and am losing points by the day. I know it's bad and I feel slightly guilty in class, but outside of class? I really don't give a fuck. That's not good, but I can't bring myself to work.

AP Gov. was fun, we did current events ALL period. I LOVE when we do that. We were sposed to talk about pages in the book and we totally just blew the entire period. XD WHOOT. AmLit was dull. We just did a worksheet. Blahhh. In MindCandy, we read our writings and they were GREAT! Everyone's was great, it was awesome! And Tyler's, OMG, it was so fantastic, lol. And Mr. Robbins said he really liked mine. YAYZ! ;D

Oh, yeah, and I mentioned "shamwow" in the writing I read and everyone was like, "YES! SHAMWOW!" I'm amused by that. At noon, we have Panther Period, which is a half hour of free time. Jen came in with - surprise! - David Valentino! He was a senior last year and was sposed to come to dinner with us those few nights ago, but didn't get the invite until afterwards. So it was super cool to see him again.

We chatted and hung out for half an hour til we got outta class. Jen and I went to Panera for lunch and GUH, it was so delicious and so much fun! Jen and I talked about a buncha stuff, including history stuff. Jen told me about all this drama stuff that happened amongst Madison and Jefferson and Hamilton and all those people, LOL. I tell you what, if history was taught like that, I might pay attention!

It snowed for about three hours today and it was real, legitimate snow. And god, it was so beautiful. SO beautiful. It finally felt like winter. Jen drove me to the movies and we listened to some music from Curious George (or...something...). It was pretty good, actually, lol! We chilled in the movie parking lot for about ten minutes then Jen dropped me off at the door.

Mom was waiting inside already with a large Coke. Then we went to see Bride Wars. It was pretty good, imo. It was funny and ridiculous and crazy and yeah, I enjoyed it. The title of this post is from the movie. Ya know, I NEVER think about my wedding cuz it's really not very important to me, but I finally figured out where I want to have it; in Rockefeller Center in the winter. Wouldn't that be just wonderful? *sigh*

This movie really made me think about how much I love celli. I got in a wifey mood, lol. So yeah, shout-out to you, babe, I really really love you. <3 Anywho, mom and I went home after that and I had to do the dishes. BLECH. I got mail from Bard and Green Mountain, though, letting me know that they recieved my applications. :D SO EXCITED. AND YET. SO NERVOUS.

Monk and Psych premiere tonight, for those of you that are fans of either show. I'm STOKED, I completely forgot that it came back tonight! :D I gotta say, I'm really sick of my parents arguing so harshly over stupid things. They need to calm down. Surrsly. They need some kind of stress relief thing...ooh, like that glass-breaking thing they have in, uh, California, I think! Where people pay to throw glass at a wall! XD

I just read a thing about relieving stress and relaxing during the day, and one of them said that it feels really good when someone runs their fingers through one's hair. I disagree. I hate it when people touch my hair. And it makes me uncomfortable when someone runs their hand through my hair (unless in mid-make-out, LOL, that's a total turn-on). Is that weird of me? What do you guys think? Do you enjoy that?

I think I feel the way I do cuz, when I was little, mom told me not to let people touch my hair and never share hats or something. She was afraid I would get lice. So now I really hate having people touch my hair. I never let anyone do so. I even hate it when I get my hair done and they wash it, ya know? I really despise that. *shudders* ANYWHO, MOVING ON.

That's about it. I'm gonna have to stay up tonight cuz I wanna play video games but Psych's not over til 11:00, lol. Latida.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
09 January 2009 @ 12:18 am
Huh, Wonder What That Memes...  
Hello people!

Okay, I FUCKING SUCK. I totally forgot to include Gary Cole in that freakishly hot men meme post. I can't believe myself, lol. So, here, a Gary Cole picspam, cuz he's SO fucking hot...

Helps increase sex cravings... )

IN TEH PANTS NAO, PLZ. <3

Okay, that's it. Time for bed. XD

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
09 December 2008 @ 04:53 pm
No More Goddamn Jerky Beef!  
Hello people!

I know I dreamed last night, but I can't remember it to save my life...I hate when that happens.

I turned in my pics in photo today. I hope I get a good grade on them, cuz I've gotten mostly bad grades on the past ones, lol. *shrugs* Just have to wait and see. Math suuuuuuuuuucked so hard. We had this homework that NO ONE knew how to do cuz, guess what? The dumbass teachers NEVER taught us how to do it!!!

They thought they'd already taught us what we needed to know. Um. NOPE. I HATE IT when teachers do that. How hard is it to remember what they taught us? They only have two classes! All they have to do is mark down that they already taught us something. I MEAN JEEZ. *breathes* We have a test tomorrow, then one on Thursday, then we're reviewing for our exam. *shakes head*

AP Gov. was boring. We have a chapter test on Thursday and we haven't really gone over much. We were sposed to get through a shitload today but we didn't, cuz, as usual, we got onto tangents. When it's the beginning of the year, I'm fine with tangents. When it's less than a week away from exams AND we have a test on Thursday? Tangents fucking suck.

We did more of our exam in forensics, which involved analyzing evidence. Ben and I did that part while the three other douches in our group went to interview the suspects/witnesses. They asked that moronic question, too, and hmm, just like I predicted, everyone said they didn't do it. Wow, imagine that. *rolls eyes* We finished all the evidence testing, though, so I think we're ahead of the game.

I didn't work in MindCandy today. There's very little I have left to do and Dewey's still uptight and I just don't wanna deal with her. So I chilled. Most of us chilled, actually. And we chatted and laughed and such. Robbins was out sick today and we had the Latin Lady as a sub. *shudders* Luckily, she didn't make us do a Latin phrase! I dunno why, but who cares?

Incase you have no clue what I'm talking about, the Latin Lady is a sub that pretty much everyone in school knows about. She's this short, mean old lady who forces the classes she subs for to translate a Latin phrase. She used to be a Latin teacher but now that Latin was cut from the curric, she has nothing better to do. And she's a bitch. So no one really likes to have her for a sub.

Moving on. Mom picked me up and we went to Giant Eagle for some stuff before coming home. I got a Starbucks frappucino and it was SO DELICIOUS. XD When we got home, mom wanted to watch a Christmas movie, so we popped in Trading Places, which is an AWESOME movie. If you haven't seen it, you really should.

It's got Dan Aykroyd (sp?), Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a few other people in it and it's just hilarious. The title of this post is from the movie. So, yeah, we watched that and laughed and whatnot. Unfortunately, one of our cats knocked down one of the many fake trees we have (this one being in the foyer) and broke one of mom's crystal ornaments.

She was severely pissed for two reasons: [1] CRYSTAL, and [2] we got it in Maine and it meant a LOT to her and is irreplacable (sp?). Luckily, none of the other ornaments were even damaged. We put the cat in the laundry room, though, as punishment. He's a little weasel. He's incredibly cute, but he's one of the worst-behaved cats we've ever had.

Anywho, Nick and I watched some iCarly on Nickelodeon (which I LOVE), and that's about it, lol. Oh, our dumbass cable went out JUST in time for the news, so now we can't watch anything. Dad's trying to fix it, and I'm sure he will, but I despise missing the news. It annoys me so much. *headdesk* Oh, well, I spose.

OH YEAH! Gary Cole was on Chuck last night (haha, as if I haven't said it a million times already) and he was AWESOME. As I said on Twitter earlier, he could play the scummiest asshole on the planet and I'd STILL wanna do him. XD He's just...I can't explain it. I just love him. Especially his voice. I really love his voice.

Um...I think that's it. I'm gonna go make mahself some dinner; scrambled eggs and sausage! YUM!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
08 December 2008 @ 05:03 pm
I Love to Smile, Smiling's My Favorite!  
Hello people!

It was soooooooooooo hard to get up this morning. I'm ready for break. Like. NOW. Pleeeeeeeeease?

Photo was boring. But I developed my pics and they mostly came out great! :D I love them. We didn't really do much in math. What we're doing is quite easy. Oh, but I got that quiz back from last week and I did quite poorly. *headdesk* Goddamn no calculator quizzes. They fucking suck. We had a sub in AP Gov., so we just did, ya know, busy-work kinda stuff.

Ooh, we did a DBQ (document-based question), and I LOVE THOSE, so it was pretty easy. I love them cuz you don't really need much outside information, you just use what they give you. WHOOT! We started our exam in forensics, which requires us to investigate a crime scene and interview suspects/witnesses. I'm STOKED bout that. I came up with a buncha questions already! :D

The only annoying thing is that two people in my group are DOUCHE-FACES and one of them LEGITIMATELY suggested that we ask, "Did you do it?" I told him a million fucking times that I refuse to ask that question cuz it's a fucking STUPID question, but he wouldn't hear it. So HE can ask the fucking dumbass question if he wants it included so badly. Fucktard.

Yeah, that really bugged me, lol. Moving on. MindCandy was cool, we just chilled and chatted. We printed off my zine and I think it's fine, but Dewey thinks the words are too small (they're the same size as the words here, she just has really bad eyes). Meh. Don't really care. Robbins came in late (as usual), but he sat next to me and we chatted and he sang to me. HE SANG, lol. He told me he wrote a song about friends a while ago and I asked him to sing it and he did. And his voice is loverly. <3

Chris gave me a ride home and I did the laundry then did all the dishes, though I wasn't told to. I figured it'd be nice for mom to come home to the chores done. And I was right! ;D Mom gave me five bucks! WHOOT! I listened to some music and basically chilled for a bit til mom suggested we watch Elf...

I've never seen it before, but I heard it was great and mom and dad LOVE it, so we watched it. ZOMF WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING?!?! It's one of the best Christmas movies I've ever seen! I LOVE IT. XD And YAY, Amy Sedaris! I had no clue she was in that movie! The title of this post is from teh movie, of course. So, yeah, it's an amaaaaaaaaaazing movie and I would totes watch it again in a heartbeat.

And now you're caught up. Oh, we kind of have a minor-ish issue. I'm not really sure...but it might be something to worry about it. On Saturday, mom wanted mint gum but she didn't have any. We all know Nick has a stash of mint gum that I figured he kept in his backpack. Dad asked if I knew where it was, and I said no, but check the front pockets of his backpack cuz it might be there.

Dad came back out and informed me (not mom) that Nick had two packs of cigarettes and a lighter in his backpack. Dad confronted Nick about it after mom left for an appointment, and Nick claimed he was holding onto them for Danny (a mutual friend of ours). I asked Danny about it today cuz I wanted to make sure Nick was being truthful. He wasn't.

Danny had no clue what I was talking about. And now I'm freaking out. What if Nick smokes? He doesn't ever smell like smoke, but he's constantly spraying himself with AXE (which stinks, btw), so maybe he's covering it up? I don't know, I'm prolly just paranoid, but I can't help it; he's my brother, I don't want him doing stupid, dumbass things when he's so young. :(

Enough of that, moving on. I watched Tuesday's TCR last night and ZOMF IT WAS WONDERFUL. The Word that everyone was talking about was, indeed, as adorable as everyone claimed. GAH SO CUTE. And I'd love to know what Jon had to say about it (maybe he suggested it?). And Stephen cracked multiple times, which always makes me smirky. <3

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TONIGHT WITH GARY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!
*MELTY HAPPY JOY*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
07 December 2008 @ 02:23 pm
Your Voice Is Like a Combination of Fergie and Jesus!  
Hello people!

I was woken up this morning by mom coming in my room to ask me a question. Not a prob, really, I figured I'd just fall back asleep. I didn't, unfortunately.

I stayed up til 3:00 last night, talking to celli and writing <3, so I figured I'd sleep til 1:00 in the afternoon...or so. Well, as it turns out, I got up at 10:29 this morning, LOL. So, yeah, I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. XD But it was SO worth it.

I watched Monday and Tuesday's eps of TDS, but only Monday's ep of TCR cuz mom had me come out to watch Step Brothers. One thing at a time. Teh rents left to get groceries and stuff, and I, as I said, watched TDS/TCR. Everyone was correct when they said Monday's eps were HYSTERICAL. Holy fuck, they were great. Must include vids!!!

*facepalm* I wanted desperately to embed them cuz FOR SURRS, one is more likely to watch vids if they're right thur, but the FUCKING EMBED CODES will NOT fucking work, so I'm linking instead. *shakes head* SO: Jon Stewart Touches Kids, Moment of Zen, Tip/Wag Christmas Edition, War in Afghanistan (Al Roker&Smack).

Oh, and I'd like to point out that in the Al Roker TCR clip, Stephen shows a map of Ohio's Stormtracker behind Al Roker which has HILLIARD on it. GUESS WHERE THE FUCK I LIVE?!?! HILLIARD ZOMFFF!!! He had Hilliard up on the screen and I squee'd, LOL. Yeah, SQUEE'd. And I wound up waking Nick up, but I don't care. XD It was AWESOME.

I'm so done now, I swear. Um...oh, apologies if the FUCKING videos don't embed/cut correctly. The new CC vid codes fucking SUCK. Anywho, I watched Tuesday's TDS, but mom called me out to watch Step Brothers before I could watch Tuesday's TCR. *sigh* And now, my review of Step Brothers...prepare yourselves, lol.

Sh-sh-shut your mouth...you're looking SO stupid right now... )

I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. But, I do have something to look forward to; GARY COLE'S gonna be on Chuck tomorrow! :DDD FUCK YES! <3

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
07 September 2008 @ 01:34 pm
Cover Me, Limp-Dick Fucker!  
Disclaimer: This is Saturday, September 6th's blog post.

Hello people!

OMG, today rocked so hard! :D

Mom and I had to get up kinda early (7:00-ish BLECH) to get ready for that dog show thingy we had to go to. I took a shower and packed up my stuff, which took me about ten minutes, lol. Mom, however, took FOREVER to pack her stuff, and she gets really frantic when she thinks she's gonna be late, so she was running around the house yelling at everyone for being in the way. *shakes head*

And the only reason we hadn't packed the night before was cuz we watched "Twister" (bitchin movie), Psych, and Monk. OH! And Gary Cole is gonna guest star on the Psych summer finale next week! I'm SO EXCITED! I frakkin love Gary Cole, lol (he's Bill Lumburgh in "Office Space" and Harvey Birdman!). <3 Oh, and I couldn't believe Eric McCormack was the killer on Monk! It kinda bummed me out, lol; I love EMcM! :D

Moving on. Eventually, we left (at about...9:00). We went to Dayton (where the show was). It took us fifteen, twenty minutes to set up the booth, cuz we had to put up a stupid tent-type-thingy, which is a big fat hassle. Let me tell you something, too; you all know I hate dogs. Well, this event took place at a fenced-off town pool.

So not only were dogs running around leash-less, but they were soaking wet, too. The only thing I hate more than a dog is a sopping wet dog. And some of them jumped on me. Gross. Um, so we left about two hours early (MOOHAHA) and went to Olive Garden for a late lunch/early dinner. It was fantastic, as usual. And we got the usual, lol; chicken fingers, salad, iced tea, and cake for dessert.

We did try the never-ending pasta, though. I got Penne with Asiago Garlic sauce and it was DELICIOUS, and mom got the same sauce, but over Fettucini (sp?). Yeah, it was really good, I definitely recommend the pasta. We packed up everything we didn't eat (which was a good amount of food, lol) and went to check into our hotel. It was wonderful; it was...um...something Suites...Homewood Suites? That doesn't sound right...but anyway, our room was gorgeous, and it overlooked the outdoor pool! :D

We chilled for a bit, unpacked stuff, ya know. I tried to connect to their damn Wi-Fi, but it kept telling me there was an error, so I gave up. We both ended up falling asleep for half an hour or so (which was lovely, lol) and then we got up and headed out to The Greene, which is this really kick-ass outdoor mall (I think I've mentioned it once or twice before...). There's a bookstore there that we really love - Books & Co. - so we went there first.

We got frappucinos and read some books and after an hour or so decided to leave. I got the I Am America (And So Can You!) desk calendar whilst there! *SO HAPPY* Hehe! X] Um, so, yeah, next, we went to Bath and Body Works and got some body wash stuff. Mine were Sea Cotton (it smells clean...I love it, lol) and this one called, "Sleep," which was lavender and vanilla.

Then we kinda just walked around until we reached the movie theater. It's HUGE. They serve real food there (like, you could eat dinner there if you wanted to, lol) and, yeah, it was ginormous. OH! And the seating was really cool; the seats were tall-ish, so that no one's head could block your view, and they were elevated on every level, again, so as not to block teh view, AND they reclined. It was so awesome, lol.

We got some popcorn and a soda and I got some Raisinets (sp?) and we saw Tropic Thunder. OMFG that movie is definitely one of my faves EVER. It was so effing hilarious, and I didn't think mom would like it, but she LOVED it! :D I wanna go see it again. That's where the title of this post came from (as well as the post before this, lol). Oh, and Robert Downey Jr. is a fucking MASTER, dude. I officially love him now, lol. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, go see it. GO NOW!

After that, we went to Caribou Coffee and I got a caramel cooler (yeah, we drank a lot of coffee whilst out, lol). Then we went back to the hotel, ate some Olive Garden left-overs, and watched some TV. We came across a (new?) Brian Regan special on Comedy Central called, "The Epitome of Hyperbole." It was great, of course.

And then we watched "You've Got Mail." And so ended teh day of pure awesomness, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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