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03 February 2009 @ 05:22 pm
God Hates You, Enjoy Your Time in Hell  
Hello people!

I keep forgetting my dreams and it's driving me crazy! I know I had a dream last night but I cannot remember it for the life of me!

I slept fairly well, thankfully, but I'm so exhausted and it feels like Thursday or Friday to me, and it's only Tuesday! :( GUH. In Myth, we went over what's gonna be on our test tomorrow (yes, we have a test tomorrow)...oh, shit. I just realized I left my notes at school. Goddamn it. *headdesk* Oh, well, I guess. Um. We didn't do much else, so I got to chat with Sarah most of the period.

In math, we got our quizzes from yesterday(?...Friday?) back and I got a 27/36. Not too bad, imo. Not the best, but not the worst, lol. I also got my test back from last week and got a C+, which is fine with me. Better than a D (wow, it's sad that I just said that). We have a test tomorrow, but I think it's too late to try to learn this chapter. It's REALLY confusing and a lot of work and I don't think I'll remember everything tomorrow.

In AP Gov., we had a test. I spent the morning studying for it (I forgot to bring my book home yesterday) and I honestly think I did okay. Once again, knock on wood, but I knew at least half the answers, if not more, lol. I don't think I failed, let's put it that way. And we didn't have an essay this time, so WHOOT! We just talked about something we were sposed to read last night in AmLit.

We had assignments tonight, but I don't think I'm gonna read them. She just goes over everything the next day, what's the point? I'll read them eventually (they're about the Salem witch trials, which I love), I just don't feel like reading them tonight. Oh, today, we were talking about Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God, which is a sermon by Jon Edwards (not THAT one, lol, one from the times of the witch trials/Puritans).

Mrs. Jasper was asking us what we thought of it and everyone said they thought Edwards was an asshole cuz he was basically saying to everyone, "God hates you, you're all going to Hell, etc." I tweaked it a bit, but ya know, lol. I found it amusing. X] I also considered getting a shirt made that says, "GOD HATES YOU." Am I the only one that thinks that's funny? Probably, lol.

We didn't really do anything in MindCandy. We were sposed to work on the commercials, ya know, so Adams printed out his and we each got a part. I'm Girl 2 and, thankfully, I don't have to do much, lol (yeah, I know, I'm a lazy ass). After a while, we got bored cuz we didn't have the camera to tape the commercials today, so Adams, Olivia, Annoying!Kid and I played a game together.

We played that game on Whose Line where you say one word, then the next person says a word and so on and so forth to make a sentence/story. It was SO MUCH FUN! XD We made some pretty funny sentences and if I remembered any of them, I would share, lol, but alas, I don't. I hope we can play it again tomorrow, it was really fun.

So, after that, I made up my AmLit test. Oh, man, I know I prolly failed that. I didn't answer, like, four of the questions cuz I totally never read the assignments for those, and some of the others were completely BS'd. S'okay, there will be more tests and I will not be failing those. Speaking of failing, interims come out this week, but I think Nick and I are gonna hide them...maybe...

Mom picked me up and we got a little Chick-Fil-A, then stopped at KOHL'S. Mom had to get some clothes, so she got a couple things and found a cool Hawaiin shirt for dad, cuz he likes those for some strange reason. I wanted to get a tank-top, but all of them are cut so goddamn low! I HATE those! Does anyone know where I can get one that's only, like, an inch or so below the collarbone?

After that, we went to the dentist cuz mom's appointment was today. I got to see the It-Getting Dentist today, and he's always so nice, so it was good to see him again. We sat there for about an hour, but as it turns out, mom's teeth need a lot of cleaning, so they have to do this two-session cleaning (they're also gonna remove her top wisdom teeth), so nothing was done today. *shrugs*

Okay, tell me if you think I'm in the wrong or not - and I mean that, if you think I'm being ridiculous, tell me - cuz mom is pissed at me for something I think is stupid (and inaccurate). We were driving home and I changed the station on the radio. I don't remember what song was playing, but mom hated it so she turned it down (I liked the song). I scoffed, cuz she always turns down the radio and I find it annoying.

She seemed to get a little annoyed herself at my scoff and said, "You just have to be listening to something all the time, don't you?" and I said, "Yes, I like to listen to music when we're in the car. I like to listen to music when I travel." and she said, "Well, we could talk." and I said, "I don't like talking in the car, I'd rather listen to music. It's relaxing for me." Then she stopped talking.

So I said, "Are you mad at me?" and she just shook her head, but she didn't talk at all the rest of the way home. I went to my room right away when we got home, and eventually, when dad got home, mom informed him that, "She said she doesn't wanna talk to me all the time, she didn't wanna talk to me. It was incredibly rude and offensive." >:O That's totally NOT even what I said!

And she's twisting my words! It's not that I didn't wanna talk to her, specifically! It's that I didn't wanna talk to anyone. Honestly, if Stephen (motherfucking) Colbert was in the car, I would request that we listen to music! That's what I do in the car, I listen to music! For Frank's sake, that's what the radio's for! And now mom is super pissed at me and won't talk to me just because I wanted to listen to the radio.

*sigh* I wish mom wasn't so damn stubborn. I am too, and I get it from her, and I know that, but jeez. We were having so much fun before. Anywho. I'm hoping to get some writing done tonight, and maybe, since I have to be locked in my room cuz it's so uncomfortable in the living room, maybe I can actually get some done. I dunno. This post is more negative than I wanted it to be, lol.

And this is really long! Sorry! So. Uh. Here, have some stand-up that amuses me: Jeremy Hotz.

What a miserable video THIS is... )

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
13 January 2009 @ 05:58 pm
Maybe If I Put My FOOT Halfway Down Your Esophagus!  
Hello people!

I don't even know when I woke up today...I wanna say 12:30? Maybe? Somewhere around there, I think. Mom came in and checked on me and made me some tea. Ohhh, it was so good. I watched some more stand-up on Comedy Central and it was better than yesterday's. Lynne Koplitz was on first, and I've seen her act before, but it's so funny. I love her stuff, lol. It's always sex-related, but she does it in a way that's hysterical, imo.

Then Jeremy Hotz was on, and I'd never heard of him, so I wanted to check him out. He was hilarious! OMG, he was so funny. Here's the show I watched, part one and part two. I told mom halfway through the show that I thought he was great, so she turned it on in the living room and agreed! She likes him! And that's hard to do, lol, mom is very picky when it comes to comedians. XD So, yeah, that kinda ruled.

Let's see, next up was Greg Behrendt (sp?). He was decent. Not as funny as Hotz, but not bad. Mom made me some chicken noodle soup (minus the chicken and most of the noodles since I don't like either of those, lol) and a grilled cheese sandwich cuz she's the best mom ever. Oh, Nick stayed home sick today, too, so she made him soup as well. It was delicious, lol. She made sure I was okay then went to do some work.

I watched some eps of The Suite Life (the old one, not On Deck) and...shit, something else...and That's So Raven. I must admit, Raven is a stupid show, but I kinda missed it, lol. The title of this post is from one of the eps of Raven. I'm not even gonna try to explain it cuz it's long and boring and really, who cares? X] Um, so...yeah, after that, it was about 4:30, so I watched What I Like About You?.

Theeeeen mom had to go to an appointment. Dad came home shortly after and made me dinner of pizza rolls in a bowl. Did I ever tell you guys that's how I eat my pizza rolls? Cuz I do. I always put them in a bowl. I dunno why, but I like them better that way. And dad got me SunnyD, so I had a bottle of that. YUMMY YUM YUM. XD

Unfortunately, I have to go to school tomorrow. GUH. I can NOT begin to describe to you guys how desperately I don't wanna go to school.  Surprise, surprise, I didn't finish my homework, I didn't watch TDS/TCR, and I didn't write. I've done nothing ALL DAY. I slept and watched TV. The good thing is, I didn't have to go to the doctor, we just picked up store medicine.

Anywho, yeah, I would kill to not have to go to school tomorrow, lol. Getting up at 6:00, standing in the cold, walking around school for five hours, doing completely pointless work and acting like I give a fuck what anyone has to say? Yeah, soooooooooo don't wanna do that. I still feel shitty but teh rents said I can't miss anymore school (even though their logic is faulty, trust me, it is, lol).

I might make myself some more pizza rolls cuz I'm still hungry and I want some more. Speaking of wanting more, OMG, I so wish there was more 24 on tonight, instead of stupid American Idol (which I'll watch simply because it's a sad, sad addiction that I can't drop). I guess I'm done. *sigh* Maybe, if I use intense persuasive skills, I can stay home tomorrow, too. But it's gonna take a LOT. I dunno...

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
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