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12 April 2009 @ 05:20 pm
You're Just a Murderous Wench, Aren't You?  
Hello people!

YAY! HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY! :D

I know I had dreams last night and I remembered them when I woke up, but now I only remember one small thing. In my sleep, I dreamt that dad woke me up at 10:30. Yes, I had a dream about being woken up. *shrugs* Mom actually got me up at 9:13 this morning, saying, "A Mr. E.B., esquire, stopped by last night and left a package for you in the living room." XD She's so silly.

So I got up, pulled on some pants, lol, and went into the hallway, where Nick and I were led into the living room by teh rents. The coffee table was covered in that awesome colored grass and a good amount of stuff for us, lol. There were a TON of these amazing gumballs that are shaped like eggs (we get them every year, we LOVE them). There were also a ton of Reese's and Crunch eggs.

I got: Psych season 2 on DVD, a Starbucks gift card for $15, a cute Volkswagon Hot Wheels, that adorable puppy keychain I mentioned a little while ago, a Toblerone bar, a package of Airheads, a bag of butterscotches, and a container of 12 of those bottled Starbucks frappucinos that I love oh so much! :D They got that at Sam's Club and I LOVE THEM FOR IT. I've already had two coffees today, lol!

I kinda wish they'd gotten me Paper Towns so I could read some more John Green, but still. I'm grateful for everything I got. <3 We watched a little bit of "Mary Poppins," which was on ABC Family ("Sound of Music" is on at 7:00 tonight), then some Paranormal State (I know, lol, kinda silly to watch that on Easter, but whatevs). I made a lotta Zombie Jesus jokes today and mom was not amused.

I'm still LOL'ing over her reaction to it. She's not a hardcore religious person, but she doesn't like Jesus or God jokes that are kinda offensive, lol. *shrugs* Dad thought they were hilarious. XD We snacked on some deviled eggs (HA! HA! HA!...IRONY) and this awesome bread and cream cheese spread mom makes every now and then while watching vids made by Improv Everywhere.

I thought of a possible idea for our senior prank (since no one's come up with anything): what if we did a silent rave? Do you guys know about those? Basically, you get a bunch of people together (usually in a public place like Central Park or something), all of them bring their MP3 players, and everyone just listens to their own music and dances in a huge group together. Silently. I think they sound awesome.

Anywho, what if the entire senior class picked a specific time, like, 10:00 AM, and once the clocks struck ten, we'd all stand up and start dancing for, like, five minutes. I don't think we could actually listen to our MP3 players, since they're not allowed in school, but we could all just stand up and dance. I think it'd be hilarious but I dunno if it'll actually catch on or be approved by the people running everything.

*shrugs* Just an idea. :] Um, so, yeah, after the vids we watched, I was super bored, so I asked if I could play Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow out in the living room and teh rents said sure, so I did that for two or so hours. It was fun, I got pretty far! And I love that game, so YAY. <3 OH! And we watched "The Emperor's New Groove," which we haven't watched in years and used to be our fave movie.

It was hilarious, I LOVE Patrick Warburton in it. Speaking of movies, we watched "Yes Man" last night and OMG, I totally spaced on its hilarity! It was so damn funny! And if Jim Carrey acts like his character in that movie (and in Liar, Liar and The Mask and other movies, I'm sure), then I bet he's an amazing boyfriend. He's just so sweet and lovable. And really? I think he's kinda cute. <3

AHEM. Title of this post is something dad said to me while I played Splinter Cell cuz I kept shooting guys in the head instead of just knocking them out, lol. Oh, jeez, Colbert fans: if you haven't read this fanfic, you really, REALLY should, lol. It's Stephen Colbert/Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen's character from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law) and it's so fucking funny! Seriously, READ IT. ;]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. Do you like my icon? It's Toby Turner! :D <333

EDIT: GLENN BECK COMEDY TOUR?!?! Okay, wait, is this legit? Is it news, or was it already covered on TDS/TCR and I just haven't caught up yet?
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
21 January 2009 @ 06:11 pm
Oh, God, I Need Some - MONKEY BREAD!  
Hello people!

I'M FUCKING BACK!!! *appropriate!icon is appropriate*

I will be posting the blogs I wrote up during the week later tonight (yes, I wrote a blog entry for every day, even though I couldn't post 'em). Okay, so, let's start with this morning. I was sposed to get up at 6:30. Well, the alarm went off, but I went right back to sleep. I didn't get up til 7:30 and saw that I had missed six calls from my parents on my cell, lol. *facepalm*

I HATE when that happens, so I was all bummed and worried. I called mom and she said they were running late and would be there in a few minutes. I was a little relieved, lol, but I realized I had a few more things to pack and that I had to put on some pants and a sweatshirt cuz it was freezing outside. SO, I packed the rest 'o' my stuff, got dressed and waited for teh rents.

Mom came up to help me with all my shit and I said goodbye to one of my roomies (the other one was in the shower). We had to wait for the elevator for, like, ten minutes (only one was working and EVERYONE was trying to get downstairs and catch the shuttle buses to the airport). We finally got downstairs and I gave them my room key. We left right away to beat one of the shuttles.

I saw two envelopes from Green Mountain College sitting on the seat in the car, so I picked them up and opened them. *huge breath* 

I WAS ACCEPTED!!! :D

AND, I was awarded roughly $26,000 in scholarships and grants to help pay for tuition! :D HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?! I'm so excited! And I found out tonight that Green Mountain College is, like, right on the border of Vermont and New York! SQUEE! One down, four to go.

I had presents that I bought for mom and dad (an ornament and cookbook for mom, a stuffed version of our cat, Budgie, and a mug for dad), and I couldn't wait any longer to tell them what I got them/give them their presents. So I gave 'em their stuff and they loved them! Thankfully; I'm always afraid people won't like what I got them, lol.

We found a Burger King and got some breakfast. It was delicious. :] I slept in-and-out for a long time in the car. Practically the whole ride. I wasn't comfortable, but I couldn't keep my eyes open, lol. I just really need some good sleep. We stopped at a gas station and I got some coffee and some candy (JOLLY RANCHERS and SNICKERS! <3). By then, we were about an hour and a half from home.

We finally got home around 3:00 and mom and dad had to go cuz they rented a car to pick me up. They took the car back and I spent two hours catching up with stuff online. I went back 140 entries on my Friends Page here and it was only to YESTERDAY. I gave up and stopped reading, lol. If something happened with a boy or something collegey or something, post a comment below and inform me!

So, let's see. We watched last night's 24 and it was SO fucking good. OMG. It just gets better. <3 Then we watched Leverage, which also rocked. And American Idol and whatnot. OMG, I missed Jeopardy SO much. I'm sorry this post is coming so damn late, I keep getting distracted and I can't seem to have a fluid thought. *headdesk* I really need to sleep, lol.

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS MOVIE?!?! I WANT TO SEE IT SO BAD. I'm gonna fucking EXPLODE when I see it. It's so fucking. GAH! :D Anywho the title of this post is something mom and dad said. See, the cookbook I got for mom has these crazy-ass old recipes, including Monkey Bread (whatever the fuck that is). And mom just randomly shouted it, so now we keep saying Monkey Bread randomly. XD <333

EDIT: OMFG I FORGOT TO MENTION! :O I was nominated in the Whiteboard Awards for this collab fic I did with some people...two-ish years ago on the House forums. Well, the winners were announced today and guess what?! WE WON! :D We won two first place awards and a second place award! :DDD

Okay, so, I'm cutting together a vid (eventually, either tonight or tomorrow) and putting up that couple of days of Presidential Classroom blogs sometime tonight, hopefully. It's gonna take a while (they're ridiculously long, but that's okay). ;] I MISSED YOU GUYS! *SNUGGLES*

Love y'all (SO FUCKING MUCH) - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
28 December 2008 @ 06:41 pm
That Sounds Like a FUCKING GREAT IDEA  
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I'M 18! I'M OFFICIALLY LEGAL! :D Is it weird that that's what I've been thinking all day, lol? I've just been thinking, "Hmm. Now I'm legal. Sweet."

I woke up at 5:30 this morning. I tried for half an hour to fall back asleep, to no avail. I got up and got online for a few minutes, then went out and said hi to mom cuz I heard someone up. Apparently, she got up at 4:00. We decided to watch Kiki's Delivery Service, which is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love it so much. SO much. Plus, it's got Phil Hartman as Jiji, which I didn't realize til today! :D I LOVE PHIL HARTMAN!

Anywho, here, I wanna share two clips/songs from the movie with ya. Soaring and Fly, both of which are awesome. X] Kay, moving on. Dad got up about half-way through the movie and we all watched the rest of it together. Then I opened all my presents (mom was like, "HEY! Why don't you open your presents?" and I was like, "Uh...okay, lol.") XD So, now, birthday present inventory!

I got two KLUTZ bracelet books (one with beads, one with embroidery floss), two $25 Barnes&Noble gift cards, Sims2: Castaway, a sapphire/diamond necklace, a webcam (though, and I explained this very nicely a little later, I don't really need one anymore, lol), $100 (:D), Me Talk Pretty One Day, and Gentlemen and Players! I was definitely surprised by a few of those, namely the gift cards, money and books, lol! XD

We kinda just lazed about til 10:00-ish, then left to go bowling. We dragged Nick along, though we really shouldn't have. He obviously didn't wanna be there and all he did was listen to his stupid iPod and not even talk to us, like, at all. *shakes head* Anywho, bowling was decent, but I lost twice, LOL, cuz I pretty much SUCK. I should stick to Wii bowling.

Then we went to see Yes Man. Mom and Nick totally didn't wanna see it cuz they both hate Jim Carrey, but I LOVE Jim, so I wanted to see it. It was SUCH a fucking great movie. I LOVED it. And, surprisingly, mom and Nick loved it, too! That made me happy, lol. The title of this post is from the movie. I highly recommend it if you're a Jim fan. It's really good. <3

Next, we went to Barnes&Noble. I found out about a week or two ago that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Six was released, which had unaired episodes on it. I planned to get it for Nick ASAP. I went right to the DVDs section when we got to the book store and bought ATHF6 for Nick immediately. I gave it to him and not two minutes later, he was nagging mom and dad to get him ATHF4. It was kinda annoying, but ya know. That's Nick.

I browsed around for a buncha books I had on my list, but half of them weren't even AT the book store. I did find a book called, "God's Spy" simply by chance, and it sounded quite interesting. Then I decided to look for some Nietzsche and found, "The Gay Science," which I'm quite excited about reading! :D On Christmas, I remember being slightly bummed that I didn't get any books, lol. Now I've got a ton I gotta read! XD

I did wanna get another notebook, but they didn't have the kind I like, so I didn't get a new one. Around 4:30, we went for dinner to Olive Garden. It was so good. I love OG so much. I got the ushe, of course; chicken, salad, breadsticks and iced tea. Then I got a piece of cake to go, cuz mom made me cake at home but I really love the black tie mousse cake, lol. That's for tomorrow.

And, uh...now we're home. Oh, we bought Ghost Town on DVD! LOVE this movie. So funny. Dad's really pissed at me cuz Uncle Douche-Monger called, prolly to wish me a happy birthday (surprised he remembered it, really), but I didn't answer the phone and I really don't want to talk to him at all. Ya know what? Oh-fucking-well. I hate him...I think I'm going to bed, soon. I'm super tired.

Oh, yeah, and I feel the need to post this pic that I got from a friend on Twitter, LOL. Thanks for the comments, guys! You all rule so hard! <3

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
13 December 2008 @ 05:02 pm
So What I'm Gonna Do Is Bend Over and Take It Up the Tailpipe!  
Hello people!

Guhhh. I woke up at 3:00 this morning with a weird, severe stomach pain. I had to get up for a minute and walk around, then I laid back down and it still hurt, but after only about a minute, I fell right back asleep. SO WEIRD. I...I don't even know, guys, lol. Maybe it was jitters?

I got up at 6:30. No one should have to get up this early on the weekend. EVER. Teh rents made me a sandwich for breakfast so I'd have some energy, even though I never eat breakfast cuz it typically doesn't sit too well with me. *shrugs* I was fine, though, so s'all good. We watched the news and chilled til about 7:30; we had to be at the school by 8:00 and it's at least half an hour away.

I didn't think I was nervous about the ACTs. I've taken 'em before, what's there to be nervous about? Well, I got incredibly nervous this morning. To the point of being nauseous and I was shaking when we got there. I really still don't know why, I had no reason to be nervous. But whatever. It sucked and was stupid, as it was the first time.

What annoys me most is that we can't bring a book or listen to our MP3 players. Why? Why can't I read a book? Shouldn't reading be encouraged? And how is listening to music gonna help us cheat? I just don't get it. Anywho, I didn't get out til about 12:30, but mom and dad were waiting outside for me, thankfully, and we left right away.

We decided to go to Olive Garden (spur of the moment! :D) and it was DELICIOUS AS ALWAYS. I got the ushe; salad, chicken fingers, iced tea. Soooooooooooooooo good. OMG, it made my day, lol. We brought home some breadsticks, too, so whoot! When we came home, Liar Liar was on USA, so I started watching it and teh rents disappeared into their room to wrap presents. <3

I completely forgot how hilarious Liar Liar is. I love Jim Carrey so much and GOD is that movie fantastic. The title of this post is from teh movie; he says it at the car place whe he picks up his car after it was taken by the cops cuz he drove like a maniac. And they showed a long(er) commercial for Yes Man and I CANNOT WAIT to see that movie. CANNOT WAIT.

Teh rents put the presents under the tree about twenty minutes ago. I used to hate seeing presents under the tree. It was too much revealed, imo. But now I love it. It's just such a beautiful scene, ya know? It looks like a Christmas card. I wanna take pictures of it, lol. SO SHINEH. Anywho...now we're watching Scrooged. I also love this movie, LOL! One of the best. And so quotable! :D

"Niagra Falls, Frankie-angel." "It's a TOASTER!" "I'm alive and so are you!" "I'm only FOUR!" "It's a bone! It's a bone, you lucky dog!" Oh, and? Buster fucking Poindexter FTMFW, lol. Moving on. I think I'm gonna play MGS (Metal Gear Solid, for the noobs on mah flist...don't take 'noobs' offensively, lol) later. ;D I really feel like playing and I beat Splinter Cell (teh first) last night, so I'm runnin' outta games.

I've been adding a lotta people lately, so I'd like to say, "WELCOME!" I'm glad to be your new friend and I hope you enjoy my posts! :D I know I'll enjoy yours! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. *shifty eyes* ...I desperately wanna write tonight. I think I will. Though, unfortunately, I have no clue where I want my Christmas Jon/Stephen fic to go...

I guess that's it.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
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Living in the Age of Colbertius
13 December 2008 @ 03:32 pm
The Color of the Pen That I Hold In My Hand Is RRRRRRRRROYAL BLUE!  
Hello people!

Liar Liar is on USA. FUCK YES.

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Living in the Age of Colbertius
12 March 2008 @ 11:22 pm
Idiot! What the HELL Do You THINK?!  
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Okay, so, once again, I slacked today. I'm terrible, really, lol. I didn't finish my poetry book yet and am still doing it right now. So, now, I'm gonna stay home during those two-ish hours in the morning that we get off from the OGT testing. That way, I can go to bed, like, now, so I can finish up in the morning. Yay!

Math was stupid. Chem was stupid. AP Euro was stupid. Pretty stupid day, lol. German was GREAT, lol! Though I'm sure Jen's SUPREMELY run-down from Adam begging for her answers! He really should learn to do something on his own, lol (HA, I'm one to talk). But anywho, we have to make superheroes (YAY) and create a video about them (NOT YAY)! So it should be fun-esque.

Brit Lit was okay. Took a quiz, twas easy, blah. Creative Writing, we learned that we're gonna be doing journals, but they're creative non-fiction, which is where we write about ourselves, but the event we write about can be made up. Which is stupid, if ya ask me, but whatevs. I think I'm gonna write about realizing I was an Atheist. Yeah.

For Brit Lit, we had to write Sonnets, and they were due Tuesday, but since I wasn't there on Friday, when they were assigned, mine's due tomorrow. So I wrote about Stephen Colbert. Surprised? It was prolly the easiest poem I've written throughout this whole poetry mess (which I *HATE*, btw). Thank FRANK it'll be over tomorrow. *happy sigh*

Hahaha, Spitzer resigned today. I really don't think the prostitution thing was such a big deal. Paying for sex? Surrsly, compared to other things he could've done, NOT that bad at all. 'Specially since he used his own money for it. Whatevs, though, lol. But surrsly, I laughed so hard when I read that. I just can't get over how stupid it is, lol.

Moment of Truth was okay. Lotsa sexual questions, which are normally good, lol, but I was watchin it with dad, so it was slightly awkward, lol. American Idol was good. JIM CARREY!!! LOVE HIM! STEVE CARELL (though he didn't talk)!!! LOVE HIM! Can't WAIT to see Horton Hears a Who! I'm SO gonna go this weekend! :]

Men in Trees was GREAT! But depressing, cuz Marin's computer kept getting screwed up and she and Jack had problems, and OMG, that cop woman who's name I just can never remember crashed! I hope she's okay, even though she's such a bitch. I can't wait for next week's episode, lol!

I gotta go now and try to finish my poems. X}

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
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