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10 May 2009 @ 04:40 pm
My Shorts Are Nonstick Pants  
Hello people!

Holy, moo, I had one hum-dinger of a dream, and guess what? I remember all of it! :D

I had a dream that I was in this huge store and I got away with stealing a bunch of stuff every day, and I did it over and over again. I took a shower when I got home, and then I saw that Phil Ken Sebben was talking to someone on the other side of the room. Okay, after that, my day started over, and I did absolutely every thing exactly the same.

It happened a couple more times, until one day when I made this blue-pearl (yeah, I dunno) necklace for some girl I didn’t know, and she said, “It’s beautiful, but I can’t wear it.” I got a little sad, but said I understood and took the necklace back. I went to the front of the store where the check-out counters were, and I was going to steal the necklace (I made it from materials in the store that I hadn’t bought), but I felt guilty.

So I took the necklace to the back of the store and put it in a decorative barrel. Then I made my way out as fast as possible, attempting not to look suspicious. I passed a girl with two kids who seemed to be having trouble finding the exit, but I didn’t help. I realized later that I had to find Phil Ken Sebben when he was doing a speech of his that he did every day and listen to that speech (why? I dunno).

I was looking for my cell phone and couldn’t find it, so I checked my brother’s room and found his phone. I looked at a text he’d received to see if it was my phone, and then Nick stormed in (fresh out of a shower in his towel) and said, “Don’t look at my phone!” and I said, “I was looking for my phone!” and he said, “Get out!” So I went back to my room, lol.

Then, suddenly, I was Dean Winchester (<3). Sam and I had just gotten to this random house and we went to talk to the family about us staying there while we investigated something in town. They were super and we had to go do something, so we left. But the daughter, who was about ten, had a problem with us.

She thought we were super suspicious, so she looked through this huge armoire that had all of our stuff in it, and she found holy water and guns and books on the supernatural and all sorts of shit. She pulled everything out of the armoire and laid it out all over the living room and showed her parents. Then they all sat in the living room waiting for us to get back.

We did, and Sam got a little angry that all our stuff was on the floor. He panicked that we were gonna get kicked out, and we tried to explain ourselves, but…that’s where I woke up. :] WHEW! That was long, lol. So, I woke up at about 9:00 and got right up. I hopped online for a few minutes and then went out to say hi to mom and dad and give mom her card for Mothers' Day.

Then, I headed back to my room cuz we planned to just chill all day today, so it didn't really matter if we did so together. There was a marathon of Parental Control (a show on MTV) that ended around noon, so I watched that all morning. It was so much fun, I LOVE that show (probably a little too much, especially since it's so classless and stupid).

Once that was over, mom, dad and I went outside for half an hour to sit in the sun and the breeze. Then we watched a marathon of $25,000 Pyramid, which we used to watch all the time, although this one had Donny Osmond as the host. But it was fun and I liked watching that show again, it's very entertaining (title of this post was one of the categories). After that, I went to my room to play a little Sims2.

And now we're about to have dinner and watch Roxanne. Hilarious movie. Thank you to all of you that offered to help me out with The Epic Crichton Novel Search of 2009. YOU ALL ROCK. Oh, TDS/TCR people, it seems that very few people are making their nominations for the [info]tds_rps FanFic Awards. So, please, if you haven't nom'd yet, go do so! <3

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, yet again. X] And now, below a cut, is the poem I wrote for my mom.

Kinda cheesy, but mom liked it, so... )

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: bored
Hear: *Sims2 music*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
12 April 2009 @ 05:20 pm
You're Just a Murderous Wench, Aren't You?  
Hello people!

YAY! HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY! :D

I know I had dreams last night and I remembered them when I woke up, but now I only remember one small thing. In my sleep, I dreamt that dad woke me up at 10:30. Yes, I had a dream about being woken up. *shrugs* Mom actually got me up at 9:13 this morning, saying, "A Mr. E.B., esquire, stopped by last night and left a package for you in the living room." XD She's so silly.

So I got up, pulled on some pants, lol, and went into the hallway, where Nick and I were led into the living room by teh rents. The coffee table was covered in that awesome colored grass and a good amount of stuff for us, lol. There were a TON of these amazing gumballs that are shaped like eggs (we get them every year, we LOVE them). There were also a ton of Reese's and Crunch eggs.

I got: Psych season 2 on DVD, a Starbucks gift card for $15, a cute Volkswagon Hot Wheels, that adorable puppy keychain I mentioned a little while ago, a Toblerone bar, a package of Airheads, a bag of butterscotches, and a container of 12 of those bottled Starbucks frappucinos that I love oh so much! :D They got that at Sam's Club and I LOVE THEM FOR IT. I've already had two coffees today, lol!

I kinda wish they'd gotten me Paper Towns so I could read some more John Green, but still. I'm grateful for everything I got. <3 We watched a little bit of "Mary Poppins," which was on ABC Family ("Sound of Music" is on at 7:00 tonight), then some Paranormal State (I know, lol, kinda silly to watch that on Easter, but whatevs). I made a lotta Zombie Jesus jokes today and mom was not amused.

I'm still LOL'ing over her reaction to it. She's not a hardcore religious person, but she doesn't like Jesus or God jokes that are kinda offensive, lol. *shrugs* Dad thought they were hilarious. XD We snacked on some deviled eggs (HA! HA! HA!...IRONY) and this awesome bread and cream cheese spread mom makes every now and then while watching vids made by Improv Everywhere.

I thought of a possible idea for our senior prank (since no one's come up with anything): what if we did a silent rave? Do you guys know about those? Basically, you get a bunch of people together (usually in a public place like Central Park or something), all of them bring their MP3 players, and everyone just listens to their own music and dances in a huge group together. Silently. I think they sound awesome.

Anywho, what if the entire senior class picked a specific time, like, 10:00 AM, and once the clocks struck ten, we'd all stand up and start dancing for, like, five minutes. I don't think we could actually listen to our MP3 players, since they're not allowed in school, but we could all just stand up and dance. I think it'd be hilarious but I dunno if it'll actually catch on or be approved by the people running everything.

*shrugs* Just an idea. :] Um, so, yeah, after the vids we watched, I was super bored, so I asked if I could play Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow out in the living room and teh rents said sure, so I did that for two or so hours. It was fun, I got pretty far! And I love that game, so YAY. <3 OH! And we watched "The Emperor's New Groove," which we haven't watched in years and used to be our fave movie.

It was hilarious, I LOVE Patrick Warburton in it. Speaking of movies, we watched "Yes Man" last night and OMG, I totally spaced on its hilarity! It was so damn funny! And if Jim Carrey acts like his character in that movie (and in Liar, Liar and The Mask and other movies, I'm sure), then I bet he's an amazing boyfriend. He's just so sweet and lovable. And really? I think he's kinda cute. <3

AHEM. Title of this post is something dad said to me while I played Splinter Cell cuz I kept shooting guys in the head instead of just knocking them out, lol. Oh, jeez, Colbert fans: if you haven't read this fanfic, you really, REALLY should, lol. It's Stephen Colbert/Phil Ken Sebben (Stephen's character from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law) and it's so fucking funny! Seriously, READ IT. ;]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. Do you like my icon? It's Toby Turner! :D <333

EDITGLENN BECK COMEDY TOUR?!?! Okay, wait, is this legit? Is it news, or was it already covered on TDS/TCR and I just haven't caught up yet?
 
 
Feel: sleepy
Hear: "Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
10 July 2008 @ 05:09 pm
Guns Don't Kill People; Gaping Holes in Vital Organs Kill People  

Hello people!

Okay, so, today is the one-year anniversary of my Grandpa D.'s death. We got up at 8:30-ish to light a candle in his honor. It was suggested by my idiot brother that we go to Bob Evans, which was Grandpa D.'s favorite restaurant. I didn't want to go cuz it would just be too hard for me. I can't handle things like that; I deal with stuff like this by not thinking about it, if I can help it.

Eventually, I cried a little cuz I really didn't want to go, and my mom knew it would be hard for me, so she said it would be okay if I stayed home. Then Nick informed my parents that he wasn't gonna be hungry enough to eat lunch, and my dad didn't want to go to Bob Evans for dinner, so they completely ruled that out. We decided, instead, to go eat at The Rusty Bucket (my parents and I).

We had a rather delicious meal there and then decided to go to Wal*Mart, then Target. I, personally, love going to Target cuz we rarely ever go and they've got some really cooly clothes there. We went to Wal*Mart and I tried to find The Sims2 for PS2, but they didn't have it. *sad* Then, my mom said that she wanted to skip Target and rent a movie instead (a movie, btw, that only she wanted to see).

Anyway, chaos took its course and we skipped Target, but didn't rent the movie. I went straight to my room cuz my parents and I were all upset with each other, and played The Sims. I decided to play the "Get a Life" part of the game instead of the "Play the Sims," which is what I was playing yesterday and this morning. The first "mission" is that you live with your mom and accomplish four goals.

Well, the Sim mom kept pigging out on food and spent all my money, so I got a Game Over before I even completed all the goals. *SIGH* But, I played the "Play the Sims" part of the game and created Sam and Dean Winchester (from Supernatural) sims - they live in a motel, designed like those ugly ones you see on the show - and Phil Ken Sebben and Judy Sebben (from Harvey Birdman) sims - they live in the Sebben&Sebben law firm building and each have their own office. I even made the bathroom with stalls and whatnot! :D

Then I made Sam and Dean fall in love so now there's Wincest going on (as there should be), and I made PKS and Judy fall in love, cuz in the show, Phil's always trying to get in Birdgirl's pants (and Birdgirl happens to be Judy, his daughter, but he's so clueless, he doesn't realize it til the end of the show). So, yeah, I'm quite pleased with my Sim neighborhood. Although, Stephen and Jon keep leaving the house (when I'm playing as PKS/Judy or Sam/Dean) to chat with their neighbors. I wish they would stop doing that. They need to just spend time with each other, lol.

Um, so, then, mom and dad and I made up and now we're gonna watch Cash Cab (yay!). The title of this post is from a piece of flair I saw on Facebook. I thought it was hilarious (and unbelievably true). Last Comic Standing is on tonight (for THREE HOURS), so it should be quite fun. I think we'll all cheer up finally.

I found this website where you can register to put an add on your page and they'll add you to their network list. I don't really exactly know for sure how it all works, but I think it should help promote one's website. The only problem is, when you're done registering, the website says to put an HTML code they give you in the HTML part of your website, and I don't understand that. I put it in my profile, but I know that's not right. I'm just not sure where it goes...

Tomorrow, mom and I are going to Olive Garden. I'm REALLY excited; I love it there.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: contemplative
Hear: *background music to Cash Cab*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
25 June 2008 @ 06:27 pm
I Told You to Leave Ten Minutes Ago! Ya Know What? You're Fired!  

Hello people!

Today was exhausting. I did nothing - absolutely nothing - and I'm wiped out, lol.

I chatted with people, quite literally all day. It was crazy. I had, like, eight or nine conversations going at once. *shakes head* I don't think I ever wanna do that again, lol.

Real quick, to Jen and Kate: Unfortunately, I can not meet up on Friday. My parents are dragging me somewhere Friday AND Saturday. So, howsabout Sunday at 12:30? Does that work for you guys? Lemme know.

Anywho, um...I think people should say, "WHOO" more often. Like, all the time. Everytime something good happens, everyone should shout "WHOO!" Why not? People would be crazy happy all the time, it'd be great! I know I'm gonna say "WHOO" a lot more often.

Is it ridiculous of me to expect people to know who the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? I mean...I've known of them for the past...like, six years...doesn't everybody know who they are? *shrugs*

The title of this post is from Harvey Birdman (ha! ha! duh). There's a Sebben&Sebben Orientation Video episode and Phil Ken Sebben tells the voice-over guy to leave at one point. The voice-over guy comes back to Phil later and Phil says, "I told you to leave ten minutes ago! Ya know what? You're fired, get outta here! ...no really, you're fired, get out! Ha! Ha! 'Right to work' state." To be quite honest, I don't really get the last part of that quote, but I think most of it is hilarious...maybe you have to see it to get it.

Um...so, yeah, nothing much happened today. I mean, I talked to people a lot, but, yeah, it was a dull day.

Oh, I had a dream last night that these two guys are trying to kill me. They kidnapped me and brought me to their apartments (individually), but I escaped both of them and tried to find a place to hide after running down three or four flights of stairs (both times). It was night outside, and I remember one of the guys shouting about cherries after me, which I totally don't get. Anyway, um, it was weird...

I guess that's it. I uploaded a few more icons to my LJ, including some Harvey Birdman ones! YAY! :D

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: exhausted
Hear: *background music to Cash Cab*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
24 June 2008 @ 07:00 pm
The Top: Is It Government Chocolate and Nuts?  

Hello people!

I was woken up at about 9:30-ish this morning by my bro. He did it so nicely and loverly, which isn't usually like him, so it made me happy. Then, I fell back asleep for ten minutes. My bro came back in and asked me if I wanted some tater tots, and I said "nosdloihasiuef" (paraphrasing). Nick (bro) said, "Are you okay?" and I said, "Meh..." and he said, "Hold on." 

Then he shouted to mom and dad, "Guys! Miranda doesn't feel good, can she sleep a little longer?" and they said yes. Can you believe how sweet that was? I was shocked and supre appreciative. I didn't get up again til, like, 10:30/11:00. It was wonderful. I hugged him a lot today, lol.

I went with my dad to the store for some random stuffs and then we came home and I chilled with him all day. I drew Phil Ken Sebben, as I posted earlier, though I really wish I could've drawn it better (sigh). Oh, well. Um, I also did a meme and a wordle, both of which were quite fun.

That's about it, really. Hell's Kitchen is on tonight and I think I'm pining for Petrozza to win. He's really nice and talented and the two women are kinda bitchy, so...yeah, I hope he wins. Anywho...

We watched The Next Food Network Star on Sunday, and FINALLY, one of my two least favorite people is gone. Nipa (sp?) has been sent home, thankfully. I really hated her. Nothing against Indian food, she was just so cocky and so bitchy and so diva-esque. She was really annoying and I'm supremely glad she's gone.

It's a couple days late, but...George Carlin is deceased. Sadness. I was never a big fan, but still, he was a pioneering comedian. Everyone knew about him. Knew who he was. Even if you didn't like his comedy, you fucking knew who George Carlin was. He will be missed very much. *mourns*

GAH! Stephen Colbert is hurt! He won't say what happened to him, but he had to get stitches and has two black eyes! *tears* I hope he's okay. I don't want him to be in pain. Everyone on NoFactZone.net has been really sad, most especially since we still have no idea what caused the injuries. Here's a pic. *snuggles Stephen* :'(

The title of this post is something I thought my mom said yesterday. We bought knock-off Drumsticks (the ice cream treats, lol) and my mom was asking me about them cuz I'd eaten one and she hadn't yet. She asked, "The top: is it covered in chocolate and nuts?" but I thought she said, "The top: is it government chocolate and nuts?" So I told her what I thought she said, and, apparently, mom and dad thought it was really funny cuz they couldn't stop laughing for, like, five minutes straight. I still don't really get why it was so amusing to them, lol. *shrugs*

So, I really wanna huggle Stephen. My minds kinda stuck on that. I hope someone writes a fic about Jon saving Stephen from a fight. I think it'd be adorable. Though...I dunno, maybe I'll write it, but I'm not too good with their relationship. There's too much sharp wit involved in the writing of their characters, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: worried
Hear: *worried thoughts in my head about Stephen*
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
24 June 2008 @ 02:54 pm
Pictures on Pages on People on Paper  
Hello people!

I don't really know what the title means, lol. Just had to put something. *shrugs*

Anywho, as you know, I cleaned my room this past weekend well, okay, only Sunday and I wanted to show you guys before and after pics! :D

Before1
Before2
Before3

And now!

After1 (look at the bottom bookshelf and the ledge just above my bed...that's really all that's changed, lol)
After2
After3

Isn't it lovely? I even vaccumed! I'm quite proud of it. I also drew up Phil Ken Sebben (or...tried to...). I really suck at drawing, so this is, like, the best I could do. I plan on taking (attempting to sign up for) a drawing class this coming school year.

Phil Ken Sebben (the reference pic I used).
Phil Ken Sebben (my drawing).

I realize it's not amazing, but I think it's at least somewhat decent, LOL. I'm gonna post a meme soon-ish, just so ya know.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
 
 
Feel: cheerful
Hear: "When it's over, that's the time you're in my heart again..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
24 June 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Phil Ken Sebben Collage...Ha! Ha! Ha!...Waste of Time...  

Hello people!

I MADE ANOTHER ONE! This is for Phil Ken Sebben (from Harvey Birdman, DUH). They're certain words from some of his quotes jumbled together. Enjoy!




Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: creative
Hear: "I've got a new girl now..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
23 June 2008 @ 12:47 am
Clicky Clicky Linky Linky  

Hello people!

I just used zShare for the first time and uploaded something awesome (imo). It's dirty, so don't listen to it with rents in the room. It's only 9 - NINE - seconds long, so pay attention! It's also one of the quotes listed on the side of this page...can you find it? Mwahahaha!

CLICKY CLICKY LINKY LINKY!

Don't hit me! *hides* ;]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: crazy
Hear: "Your love is like bad medicine!"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
22 June 2008 @ 04:58 pm
Who Wants to Pump My 12-Gauge?  

Hello people!

Wow. Today is covered in fail. I mean, like, soaked in it. It seems like almost everyone on my flist is sad (including myself...kinda-ish). I'm sorry everyone's so bummed. LOVES YOUSE GUYS.

I was annoyed earlier cuz my parents are reprimanding me bout cleaning and blahblahblah. My dad was pissed for some reason and took it out on me, and my bro got mad at me for listening to my music loud (even though I can hear his music well enough to sing along to it through his wall every night). 

But I'm kinda past that now. I've been cleaning my room and it tends to calm me down, especially when I'm singing along to my fave music. I am goin' a little crazy trying to find a place for everything (I get more stuff, but my damn room doesn't get bigger!), but other than that, I'm okay.

It is kinda a blahy day, though. It's sposed to rain here, but it hasn't yet, so the sky is a bright white/light gray, but there's no rain. I love *dark* skies and rain, but *light* skies and rain are fail. They're just bright and boring. GIMME SOME RAIN, DAMN IT!

Anywho, um, I've been cleaning all day, so not much has been going on. I'm almost done with the entire Harvey Birdman series (surprise, surprise!). I've only got, like, three eps left. I wanna watch 'em tonight, but I also have to watch Be Kind, Rewind so my rents can take it back to Blockbuster. The main reason I even wanna see that movie is cuz of Paul Dinello's minor appearance in it. He should be in more things, really.

Oh, incase you couldn't guess already, the title of this post is from (wait for it...) Harvey Birdman. Phil was out with Potamus' nephews(?) and Potamus, hunting and fishing. Phil had a 12-Gauge (shot-gun? I don't even know) gun and was lugging it around. A beer plastic circle-holder thingy (those things you're sposed to cut up so they don't get caught on an animal's snout or something) got stuck around Potamus' snout/mouth, so he couldn't breathe.

One of the nephews reached up to take the plastic thing off, but there was a beer still in one of the circle-holder thingies, and Phil thought that's what the kid was reaching for. He pushed the kid away and was like (*paraphrased*), "No beer for you, that's man juice. Now, who wants to pump my 12-guage?" Hehe. *snuggles PKS*

Speaking of snuggling Phil, would it not be AWESOME if they made Phil Ken Sebben and Harvey Birdman stuffed animal-type things? Like, they make Spiderman ones, I know. They could make PKS and Birdman ones. I would love that. SO MUCH. They'd be so adorable! And you could bend their limbs...and maybe you could squeeze their hands or something and they'd say a couple well-known lines of theirs! :D *done fangirling*

I've still gotta clean out my closet - which is an indescribable mess - so I should get to that. Um...perhaps if something else happens today, I'll write some more later, but I doubt it.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: blah
Hear: "I don't want somebody to love me, just give me sex whenever I want it."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
22 June 2008 @ 12:34 am
Bored as a Stiff - Ha! Ha! Ha! Stiff.  

Hello people!

Yes, random title. You should know, I've been watching Harvey Birdman (*PHIL KEN SEBBEN REFERENCE*).

Snurtched from

[info]pushingarock.

 


Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: creative
Hear: "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
21 June 2008 @ 07:09 pm
He Left Us...What a Douche  

Hello people!

Oh, hey, just so ya know, I updated this meme post from a teeny bit back cuz mgbutterfly added on to it. So go read it! And comment! And stuff! :D

Anywho, today was pretty good! Mom got home from work early and suggested we go see Get Smart, so we did! YAY! And OMG, GET SMART was amazing. I loved it. LOVED IT. I wanna go see it again. Surrsly, if you're contemplating seeing it, go see it. It's really fantastic. AND NOW...


After that, my rents and I went to the store to get some groceries cuz, apparently, we were cleaned out. I saw Bosco (friend, actual name: Cory) there (working), and we chatted shortly. It was nice, I miss seeing my friends and I hardly ever see Bosco anymore. Plus, he dubbed me Gimly, and I think that's one of the awesomestly dorky/cooly nicknames I've ever been given.

Once home, I watched more Harvey Birdman, cuz, come on, I can't get enough of this damn show. In the one where Harvey beat that stupid little dog whose name I can't remember, I felt really bad for X the Eliminator. He desperately wanted Harvey's approval, and it was adorkably queer. In the best way, lol. I don't normally like X, but he was great in this one. And Phil said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Noses on dowels." You, uh...you'd have to watch the show to get that, lol. By the way, VOTE PHIL KEN SEBBEN! He's running for President and has 12 billion dollars. And has taken drugs.

Okay, Adam and I were sposed to go see The Love Guru tomorrow, but, as it turns out, he has to go with his parents to his grandma's all day. SO, I'm trying to work out another day we can go cuz I *really* wanna see The Love Guru but there's no way in Hell I'm going by myself. That's just made of fail.

Um...that's it. Take us out, Johnny! *music*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: silly
Hear: "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
20 June 2008 @ 11:08 pm
It Wasn't Mean Til I Got My Boobs  

Hello people!

I got up late again today. I should really stop doing that. I watched two eps of Supernatural ("Born Under a Bad Sign" and "Tall Tales"). The prior was suckish, I must say. I really didn't like it. But the latter was great! HILARIOUS. 

I also watched Harvey Birdman. Phil said that Harvey was his hero and "let me cradle you" and "FALL, DAMN IT!" And then he was taking a sex-life quiz from a magazine, and he was like, "'Are you a generous lover?' I like to think that I am..." and Peanut said, "Then you are..." I dunno why, I just think it's really funny...

We bopped around our neighborhood for a little bit cuz there was (supposedly) a community garage sale. Well, I don't think anyone was notified except via a sign out by the entrance to the neighborhood that was put up four days ago, cuz only a few people had stuff out. I did find one of those cooly spin-dial phones, ya know, from the 50's, I think? I wanted one last year and couldn't find one, then I spotted one today in great condition for $5, so I got it! YAY!

Jen has inspired me to write something awesome. She's working on a mystery story (or is it a novel?) and she wrote a little bio for her character on her LJ today, which was really cooly. So now I'm trying to come up with something really great to write, like she did. I've come up with a character that I like, but I'm still working on the plot of the story. *ponders*

The title of this post is from Two and a Half Men. Jake said that he doesn't like Lydia (Charlie's girlfriend) cuz she's like the girls at school who walk around like they control everything just cuz they've got boobs. And Allen said, "Hate to tell ya, but they do." and then Jake pretended to have boobs and acted like a girl. He said, "Lydia sells real estate on the beyotch." Allen tells him to go to bed, and Jake says, "It wasn't mean til I got my boobs." Hehe! XD

My bro and I watched Bender's Big Score tonight. ZOMG, ridiculously amusing. So stupid, but quite funny. The Al Gore bits were indescribably hilarious. I loved them.

Shaaa...well, that's about it.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: peaceful
Hear: "Who's the cat with the beak?"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
19 June 2008 @ 08:30 pm
It Says Nothing About Ecstasy in the Koran  

Hello people!

I slept later than I should have today; I didn't get up til 11:20. My dad woke me up three times, but it didn't take til the last time. And I'm still exhausted...I think it's cuz, lately, I've been having rather vivid dreams, and because of that, they're making me restless it couldn't possibly be the fact that I stay up til 3 every morning.

As was the case yesterday, I didn't do much today. Um...oh! My dad's painting these glasses (not the kind you wear, the kind you drink out of) for this festival thingy he's going to with my mom. Basically, businesses get together at this place downtown and sell stuff/advertise. It's like a miniaturized version of a home show.

Anywho, my dad is painting these glasses to sell and they're coming out amazering, and I was like, "Ya know what would be awesome? If you painted me a Stephen Colbert glass." and he smirked and said, "Well, you know what? If you find me a picture, I've got a candle-holder. I'll see about painting that for you." Do I have the cooliest dad or what? I'm not sure when he'll be able to paint said candle-holder, but I'm looking forward to it, whenever it is, lol.

The title of this post is from Last Comic Standing tonight. I don't remember the woman's name who pitched the line, but she was Muslim, and she was joking about how her religion bans, like, all drugs and whatnot and how "I haven't done any drugs...but I've done ecstasy...because it says nothing about ecstasy in the Koran." X]

Hmm...well, last night, I watched the first four eps of Harvey Birdman (Attorney at Law). They were frakkin hilarious! I love this show so crazy much. The fourth one had Phil Ken Sebben holding onto Harvey and he said something along the lines of, "That's right, it's all over, baby." It was so random, but I *LOVED* it. Be aware: you might be seeing Harvey Birdman/Phil Ken Sebben fic, if I can get a hold on the characters.

I had a rather strange dream last night; I was in school, and it was time for lunch. Apparently, I was buying that day, so I went up to the far side of the cafeteria, which is where I usually get my food. All the water bottles were in crates with little signs that said that we weren't sposed to buy them. I grabbed one anyway and went up to the cashier woman and she grunted a quick "no" at me when I presented the bottle to her. She was on the phone, so she was annoyed that I wanted to buy food.

I put the bottle back, feeling disgruntled, and went to my friends table, which was actually only, like, five feet away from the cashier. There were these weird colored, funky flavored condiment packages in the area where you get your plastic-ware and condiments (duh). So, my friends grabbed one of each color and started eating them. The packages that the condiments came in had song titles on them, so every time my friends opened one, they'd start singing the song on the package as they poured the condiments into their mouths (colors: blue, red, brown, green, yellow).

I decided that I wanted to get some curly fries, so I got up to go to the other side of the cafeteria where the fries are located, and all of a sudden, the power went out. Someone got up to go somewhere and a teacher screamed, "DON'T MOVE! EVERYONE STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" So I sat back down, pissed off that I couldn't get my fries. And then I think I woke up. Isn't that weird? It's so random...

Anywho, now that my dream has filled up half of this post, I'll end it, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. A couple posts back, I had an entry where I used an icon that I'd made of a frame from one of sailorptah's comics. Well, I've done it again. This one's from "First Kiss," which I just found today, and loved. *crediting*

 
 
Feel: anxious
Hear: "Who's the guy in the suit?"
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
05 June 2008 @ 02:21 pm
Um, Daddy? Your Panzer's Parked on My Foot...  

Hello people!

Not much has happened today, cuz, well, all we're doing is packing up for vacation. I watched a lotta TDS/TCR's, yet again. See, I had a lot on my DVR cuz I haven't really had time to watch them. So, since I'm recording a bunch 'o' shit next week while I'm gone, I figured I should watch these shows and get them off the DVR (plus, they're made of win).

As mentioned earlier this week, my uncle's coming over to watch the house for us while we're in Maine. He's sposed to come over here this afternoon, and apparently, he's got presents for us from Christmas and my birthday and whatnot. We haven't been able to get together since before Christmas, hence the presents (we've got some for him, too). I'm a little nervous about what he may have gotten me. Last time he got me a present, it was make-up. I'm not, like, remotely girly, so that sucked. *hopes for something awesome*

I watched Jon's interview with Scott McClellan from Monday night's TDS, and holy shit. Jon totally tore McClellan, like, twenty new assholes. McClellan was stuttering and tripping over his own thoughts while Jon was cool, smart, hard-hitting without being rude. Jon is fucking amazing, I gotta say. He should be Stephen's Alpha Dog of the Week. Cuz that interview? Twas chock full'a ballsiness.

The title of this post is from a Harvey Birdman I watched the other night, which I said I'd use. Peter Potamus (I think?) got radioactive atoms in his blood and whatnot so he would go on rampages every now and then, like the Hulk. Well, somehow (and I don't really remember now) the building caught on fire, and Phil Ken Sebben was blown outside onto the street.

He freaked out, thinking that Judy (his daughter) would be attacked by the "monster" (Potamus) while still in the building. So, he jumped in a Panzer tank and started shooting at the building, shouting that the "monster" was gonna kill Judy. Birdman popped up and said that the "monster" was saving Judy. Phil realized that Birdman was right and watched as the "monster" gently laid Judy down on the ground.

Phil leapt forward out of the Panzer (after having driven it forward a little) and onto the ground next to Judy. He said, "Judy! Daughter!" and then Judy said, "Um, Daddy? Your Panzer's parked on my foot..." <3

Sorry for the lengthy explanation. I had to make this post longer somehow. Tonight, there's an ep of Supernatural being replayed; "Bad Day at Black Rock." It's a really funny ep, so I'm gonna watch it (if I have time). Yay!

If any of you are "Whose Line is it Anyway?" fans, here are a coupla awesome clips I found two nights ago. Greatest Hits - Animal Porn, Sounds Effects: Superman, If You Know What I Mean: Hotel, Sound Effects: Pilot, Sound Effects: Sheriff.

For some reason, and I still don't know why, my mom has sudden reserves against going to Dairy Queen. I wanted some chicken fingers from there, and my mom was like, "No, I'm not giving them my money." Since we've been there multiple times before, I was like, "Why?" and she went into a mini!rant and then was like, "Don't ask me about going to Dairy Queen again." ...I don't get it. *shrugs angrily/confusedly*

...that's about it...um...yeah.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: drained
Hear: "October road..."
 
 
Living in the Age of Colbertius
31 May 2008 @ 08:34 pm
Bodies Are for Hookers and Fat People...  

Hello people!

Cheese. I woke up at 11:53 this morning, lol. Ya, I slept in way longer than I should have.

I was sposed to go to five grad parties today, but I couldn't really get a ride to them, so I stayed home, instead. Oh, well. I read some fanfics and looked up some stuff on Phil Ken Sebben, hehe. I found an awesome website that has Phil Ken Sebben and Reducto sound bytes and ZOMG, they're hilarious. Surrsly. <3

Oh, I convinced my mom to buy me Harvey Birdman AND Venture Bros. So, yeah, that made me happy, lol. I dunno when she's gonna buy 'em, but it doesn't matter, cuz I don't have to pay for 'em. XD

My parents watched "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" tonight, and my mom said it was too inappropriate for me. I told her that I don't care and am going to watch it, no matter what. My rents have no idea how inappropriate half the stuff I watch is, lol, so I'm sure they're exaggerating. Jeez, SWC is made of inappropriate and I *love* that show, lol. *shrugs*

Real quick, I wanted to thank you guys for your replies on last night's post. The comforting responses and stories of your own that totally crushed a part of your lives and your hearts made me feel better about my own disappointment. ;] I love you guys, lol. You're made of win.

The title of this post is from Futurama. I saw a commercial for it today on Comedy Central, and Bender was body-less, and Fry said, "What are you gonna do without a body?" and Bender said, "Bodies are for hookers and fat people." I love Bender and thought that line was funny, so, yeah.

Um...yeah, really, very little happened today. I watched SWC, which made me happy. I also played a little Sonic the Hedgehog (though, it was on my computer, which sucks). But yeah, that's surrsly about it. So, I'm off to play some more Sonic with my bro! I'll prolly have more to talk about tomorrow.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

 
 
Feel: complacent
Hear: "What if none of this could surround us..."