Hello people!

Gah, I suck. How dare I post so late?!

I woke up at 8:30 this morning, which always sucks, but I'm working my way to 7:00, so it's better than THAT, lol. Mom and dad headed out to pick up a rental car with which to travel to New York, cuz they're not flying (I think it's, like, hyper-expensive). I took a shower and fed Celtic and had a bowl of Cheerios for breakfast.Then I went to my room and watched The Nanny.

Actually, my days lately have been filled with unlimited Nanny-watching. I spose that could be seen as obsessive behavior, but I just love it so much and I've found all six seasons on YouTube, so... :} Anywho, um, Celtic chilled with me in my room til dad asked me to come with him to Home Depot to pick up some screws for an old bed of mine so we could sell it.

We're having a garage sale tomorrow. I don't have stuff gathered to get rid of. Boo you whore!. We went out to Home Depot and got what we needed, and I also found my gum there, so I got a pack of that. I got a Snickers, too, which I know is terrible of me, but it was calling me. I couldn't help it! I mean, jeez, dad bought one right in front of me, I had to get one, too.

*sigh* After that, we went home and I spent the rest of the afternoon watching The Nanny. Take a wild guess where the title of this post came from. Oh, so, I have some musings from Twitter to share with you (and a funny story). If Jon and Stephen were together during the holidays, would they celebrate Christmakkuh? That bing.com ad makes me wanna shoot myself.

Mom accidentally took two Zyrtecs (you're only sposed to have one every 24 hours), so she called the Poison Control Center (or whatever) like it says to on the bottle. She got a recording, lol. I find that endlessly amusing. X] Speaking of The Nanny (don't hit me), jamieaiken919 and I have created an AWESOME community for Nanny fanfics and slash!

It's called "the_nanny_fics" and it's epic. Please join, if you're interested! :] And spread the word! We also made a community for an amazing actor who is very little acknowledged as the great actor that he is; daran_norris! You know him better as Gordy on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and Cosmo/Jorgen/Timmy's Dad in The Fairly Oddparents. <3

Please join those comms if you have the time/interest, and tell EVERYONE! XD I found this really nice guy on Twitter, who is, unfortunately, married, but he's a screenwriter and he asked to read my original stories I posted on here! :D I'm so excited, I can't wait to hear his thoughts! That's about it, really. Today was not at all how I thought it would be.

It was super hectic and everyone was home today and everyone's doing stuff. I much prefer waking up to an empty house and being alone til two or three in the afternoon. Oh, well. Teh rents are leaving on Sunday, I'll have a (mostly) empty house soon.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I'm having trouble stopping myself from reading FML posts, lol. They're so amusing! XD

I slept terribly last night. I think I was awake more than I was asleep. It sucked. In myth, we talked about the Lotus Eaters and Polyphemus, both of which I knew about already, but I had nothing else to do so I listened. It was dull. We went over the homework in math class, then got the test back that we took last week. Guess what? I got a 96! :D AND, it was the highest grade in the class! <333

I was so excited about it, lol, I was probably a little too happy in class, but whatever. It brought my grade up from a 67 to a 77! :D YAY! In AP Gov., we worked a teeny bit on our projects and then played Outburst!, which I've never played before. Holy moo, it was so much fun! I wanna get that game and play with teh rents. The girls lost to the boys, but we still had a great time.

We did random, pointless worksheets in AmLit. It was sooooooooo boring. Blah. Remember when we made those mixed CDs for MindCandy? Well, we listened to one of them today in class. There's a few guys whose CDs have, like, ten of their fifteen songs that are ridiculously long (like eight or ten minutes). I fear that if they're all that long, we won't get through everyone's CDs.

Anywho, the one we listened to today wasn't very good, imo. It just wasn't my kinda music. Halfway through class, Mr. Cecil stopped by to say hello! :D He had the most gorgeous blue shirt on today; it was, like, stunningly blue, lol. I announced to the class that Stephen's birthday is tomorrow and someone suggested I bring in a cake with Stephen's face on it.

Brian said that he'd be fine with eating Stephen's face. Cecil didn't catch the beginning of the conversation and was like, "...what?" so we explained it to him and then he said, "Yeah, I think of the faces you could get on a cake, I really wouldn't mind eating Stephen Colbert's face." X] Love him. SO MUCH, lol. How is he so awesome? I will never know.

ANYWHO, I wanted to get my Senior t-shirt today, but they're being sold outside of school cuz they're "underground" versions (they say, "The Pride's Inside!" [school motto] then, "That's what she said!"), and the only way I could get one was to find someone in the parking lot. Our parking lot is HUGE and I didn't know where to go so I just gave up. I'm gonna try again tomorrow.

Mom picked me up and took me home and I went to my room to write. I was determined to finish my story for MindCandy. I did! And I love it! I think it came out pretty good, considering I squished it into the last month of school, lol. I think I'll post it here a little later, if you guys are interested in reading it. If not, ya know, that's cool and whatnot. But feel free. To, ya know. Read it. XD

Um, mom left for an appointment and I've been watching John Green on BlogTV, chatting with Kurt Ludlow (fave news anchor <3) a bit, and reading FMLs all afternoon. OH MY GOD, FML is just too hysterical. I love it so much, lol. I also found out on John Green's broadcast that I'm not the only one missing pages in Looking for Alaska. I wonder how that even happened?

Moving on. I'm so afraid the tds_rps FanFic Awards are gonna fail cuz STILL, no one is nominating anything. :( So please go nominate fics! Also, the Sanyo Xacti Camera contest ends this coming Monday! PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! <333 You guys helped me move up the ranks thus far, but please keep voting! We need the money to buy our house when we move! /guilt-trip. ;]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Oh my goodness, I'm so tired today.

I know I had some epic, movie-like dream last night, but I have no idea what it was. I can't remember even a tiny detail. *sadface* We handed in our essays (the second part of our test) in myth and basically had a free period. Boring. In math, we went over a test we got back a while ago and were given a packet to do (yes, even the seniors, unfortunately).

Thankfully, the packet is all review and should be fairly easy. *knock on wood* We had a senior class meeting during AP Gov., which was kinda lame. Basically, a few of the administrators told us about graduation and the utter Hell that it's going to be while waiting with 2600 600-700 (I'm stupid and put my ENTIRE school population instead of my grad class) people to get your diploma, and being watched by about 8000 people. Graduation's gonna take forever. :(

We made it back to class in time to do current events and Messick added in our extra credit, which brought my grade up to a 78 (still a C, but a higher one now, lol). I didn't go to AmLit or MindCandy cuz all of the myth classes went to see Troy in the auditorium. It was AWESOME, cuz there were only about thirty people there, total, and the auditorium is HUGE.

And Troy was pretty good! I enjoyed it. :D And TWO people from National Treasure were in it; Sean Benn and Diane Kruger (who was incredibly gorgeous in Troy, btw, and I would totally hit it). We stopped halfway through for lunch and I went to see everyone in MindCandy. Then I went back to the movie and we watched the rest of it.

At one point, Mr. Rickert (a teacher known for being generally awesome and hilarious) ran up on stage with two students and had a pretend sword-fight during the movie. It was hysterical and we all applauded. XD The movie ended at about 1:30, and I had intended to take the bus home, but since we got out earlier than expected, I figured I'd call home for a ride.

Well, my phone died, so I thought I'd have to go wait outside for the next hour til the bus got there. Fortunately, Katrusja (a girl in my gov class) walked by and offered me a ride home, even though it was completely out of her way (which I hadn't known at the time - if I had, I never would've accepted the ride). She rocks really hard, lol. Just sayin. <3

I went to my room for a while, played some Sims and basically chilled. Mom came home a little later and we had chicken and cucumbers for dinner (SO GOOD). I have to do dishes, which I desperately wish I could get out of, and then I think I'll play some more Sims, lol. Title of this post is something one of the administrators said during the class meeting. It sounds kinky.

Speaking of kinky, I really feel like writing some smut. I think I might attempt it later.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Someone posted this on my flist and OMG IT'S SO GREAT.


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It's made from Supernatural clips, obviously, but SURRSLY. It's so good. LIKE A BOSS!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I slept like shit last night (how exactly does shit sleep?). I woke up at 3:30, 4:30, then 5:00-ish and was awake for a good twenty minutes each time. It blew. And then my alarm went off and I got up feeling weird. My stomach hurt really bad. I realized why a few minutes later: the monthly curse arrived today (it's not a fucking gift, so I'm not calling it that). Sometimes I really fucking hate being a girl.

Anywho, the first day of it is usually the most or second-most painful day in the cycle, but I intended to go to school since I came home early yesterday. I got up and drank almost an entire frappucino in ten minutes in an attempt to wake myself up. Nick was feeling sick so dad was gonna let him stay home today. Dad and I chilled together while Nick and mom slept til it was time for me to go.

Okay, so, we're the last stop on my bus route. We told our bus driver that since it's cold all the damn time and she stops in front of our house to pick us up, we're just gonna wait inside and we'll come out when the bus pulls up. She knows to wait for us. Even subs know to wait for us (I guess she tells them?). At least, most of the time they do. The bus was really late today so I figured we had a sub.

It was cold out this morning - and raining - so I stayed inside, waiting for the bus. After fifteen minutes, a bus quickly drove by our house and went down the road without stopping. It was my bus (I saw the number on the side). I had missed my bus because some douche-monger bus driver didn't know to stop. This has NEVER happened in the entire five years we've lived here. I never miss the bus.

So, I was kinda pissed off and dad was slightly annoyed that he'd have to give me a ride to school. Mom got up and came out and said, "Aww, Miranda, you should be prepared for idiots." I guess by that she meant I should have waited outside, lol. And I said, "I've never missed the bus ONCE the whole time we've lived here. And usually subs know to stop for us even though we wait inside."

And then I proceeded to tell mom that I got the curse today and needed more...equipment...and she said, "You should just stay home." And I was like, "I'd love to, I slept terribly and feel like crap." So she went and told dad that I was gonna stay home and he said okay. Sometimes I can't believe just how awesome my parents are, LOL. <3 I went back to my room and tried to sleep but couldn't.

I think my chugging coffee twenty minutes earlier kinda woke me up. So I spent an hour or so downloading really cool apps on my iPod (including a LiveJournal app, as noted in my previous post). I really felt like playing a video game, so I played Splinter Cell. I almost beat the game again. Not that it's anything to brag about since I've done it a hundred times, but ya know, lol.

Mom and dad brought home a DQ Blizzard for me (chocolate ice cream and Snickers! <333) and some DQ food for Nick (it's shockingly fantastic, lol). I came out to the living room and we watched Rules of Engagement, where the title of this post came from. Audrey said it to Jeff about his "(New York) Giant(s) pants." And one of the other characters had a huge fear of bears! :D

We also watched Reaper, which was kinda stupid, but it usually is, lol. I like the show, but it's just not stunning, ya know? OH speaking of stunning! FRINGE WAS FUCKING AMAZING LAST NIGHT. I am loving that show more and more with each episode. It's def in my top ten now. Moving on. I went back to my room and played some more Splinter Cell and then I came out here to write this! XD

I dunno if you guys know this, but (I was told) another word for a graph is a "sinusoid." I thought that sounded like a dinosaur. So I doodled up a ridiculous comic and thought you guys might like it. It's called, "Spanky the Unicorn (a comic)."

( The other creature is a horse...he has no name and he's a grouch... )

The end! Hope you guys found that amusing, lol. X]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

EPIC LAWLZ.



Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I totally spaced that today is the last day of the Home and Garden Show and mom and I had to go. That was a rude awakening, lol.

So, I went to bed at, like, midnight-ish last night. I had a pretty vivid dream about this 14 year old girl (who was supposed to be me, but I was also watching everything happen...*shakes head*) who had an affair with this 30 year old guy. The guy's friend and boss said that they had to punish the girl for her feelings towards the 30 year old (the affairee), who said he felt the same way for the girl.

Then, for some reason, the affairee and his friend/boss and a few other guys with guns were looking in this barn for two OTHER guys, who were randomly naked and hiding in a stall full of hay. They were very muscly and were freaked out about being discovered cuz I guess they were gonna be killed, um, and then I woke up. I don't have the slightest clue why I had those dreams, lol. So weird. *shakes head*

Anywho. I woke up at 7:30, hacking and coughing. Because of this strange sickness, after sleeping, I wake up with that fuzzy feeling in my throat that makes me cough. Ya know that feeling? HATE IT. It was way too early, so I went back to sleep. Woke up an hour later, feeling exactly the same. Blahhh. I don't feel like I got enough sleep at all. And the worst part is, I think it's gonna keep happening til I'm better.

I got up and got online for a few minutes, then went and said hi to mom and dad. Mom reminded me that we were going to the show today and had to leave at 10:30-ish. Mom made me some tea and after drinking it, I took a quick shower. Practically right after that, we had to head out. We went straight to the show and were there til, like, 3:20, when Andrew came by to take over the booth.

It was pretty busy today, but we had fun. We played Hangman a few times and joked around and such. X] I took some stuff out to the car, then we were off, and mom took me to Panera, cuz I hadn't eaten anything all day and I was starving. I got the sandwich I've been craving for a week, a coffee, and my cheese pastry. MMM, SO GOOD. I love that meal, lol, it's my ushe and it's so fantastical.

We were there for about half an hour and then we went home. Mom discussed going to pastry school in the future and opening her own cafe. I told her it was a brilliant idea and I think she'd do great. AND, I'm gonna work with her at her cafe. :D I'm actually really excited for her to do this, and I'm gonna help her start her business. <3 Moving on. You're pretty much caught up now, lol.

OMG, there's this show on TLC called, "Extreme Forensics" and they just talked about a serial killer case in COLUMBUS, OH! :O It happened the year we moved here. And, one of the murders took place at the end of our street!!! Like, we've walked there before! CRAZEH! Mom says she and dad were afraid about living here, even though they caught the guy before we moved here.

OH GUESS WHAT?!?! Mom came in my room this morning and said, "Hey, I know you don't wanna go to the show, but thanks for coming anyway, and I'm gonna pay you. You wanna know how much?" (and she had a piece of paper in her hand) and I said, "How much?" and she gave me the paper, which said, "PHONE UPGRADE - VERIZON ALIAS." :D I GOT MY PHONE! It's coming on Tuesday! *SO EXCITED* XD

AHEM. The title of this post is from this HYSTERICAL video with young!Stephen and young!Paul Dinello answering the question, "What do you think about while sunbathing?"



Okay, I'm done now, LOL.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Gah. Another blah-y day.

I know I had a dream last night and I remembered it when I woke up but it's gone now. *sigh* Oh, let's go back a little. Last night, we watched Chuck and Reaper from this past week. They were both pretty good. The title of this post is from Reaper; the Devil says it to Sam when he tries to conjure the Devil by drawing a pentagram on the floor and saying an incantation. HILARIOUSNESS.

Okay, so, I woke up still feeling sick. It was 9:00 and I couldn't get back to sleep. I got up and took a shower then put on SHORTS and a t-shirt cuz it's 70 degrees again today! :D YAY GOOD WEATHER! It's super windy, but still. The temp is nice and that's all that matters. X] Dad and Nick decided to go trade in our XBOX 360 and all of our XBOX games so they can get Resident Evil, Fear 2, and Killzone 2.

The only thing that bothers me is that Nick just assumed he could just trade in everything as if it was all his. *shakes head* Anywho. We went to GameStop and traded everything in, but as it turns out, Resident Evil's not out til Friday, so we only got Fear 2 and Killzone 2. Then we did some grocery shopping at Giant Eagle, then dad got us lunch - I got Chick-Fil-A! YAY! XD I LOVE CHICK-FIL-A! <3

By the time we were done, it was nearing one (RHYME! :O) and dad had to meet mom at Kroger. We didn't have time to get home, have dad drop us off, then have him go back out, so we all went to meet up with mom. I was feeling a little worse in the store, so I was moping all over the place. We got a ton of soda and iced tea AND popsicles! :D I haven't had popsicles in forever and they're SO good for a sore throat.

Um, then we came home. Nick was an ass to me, so I went to my room. I had to vacuum, then I tried (again) to find Spyro 2 in the living room, to no avail. I got annoyed and went back to my room, where I brooded for a moment before taking a nap. Nap=one of the best things ever, btw. I had a dream that dad, Nick and I were loading groceries into the car in the parking lot (of course, lol).

I was crying about something and dad was yelling for me to put everything in the trunk while he and Nick sat in the car. And it was hugely windy, so I was struggling to keep the groceries from flying away. Then I woke up, then went right back to sleep and had a dream that mom called me and told me to stop being mad at Nick and dad while I was looking for Spyro 2 in the living room.

We went back and forth about my being angry for a few minutes. There was a huge display case (like one that would be in a video game store) in the living room, by the window, and it had at least 100 PS1 games in it. I noticed a Spyro/Pacman game in the case and I was like, "Huh, I don't remember getting that..." Then, I looked a row below it, and there were, like, ten Spyro games there.

I told mom I didn't remember getting any of those games, and she asked if Ripto's Rage (Spyro 2) was in there. It was. I checked the case and it was empty. Mom said, "Check the Christmas DVDs dad just got me, it's in there." There was this white DVD case that had, like, twenty Christmas movies in it (it folded out like the Supernatural seasons cases do).

I started going through the movies when mom walked in the door, we hung up our phones, and then I woke up. *shakes head* I was actually so convinced that that was some kind of sign that I went into the living room after I woke up and checked by the Christmas movies (cuz we keep them together) to see if Spyro 2 really was there. It wasn't. And mom hadn't called.

The dream seemed incredibly real...anyway, um, after that, I called a couple of places that sell PS1 games around town, cuz I know I'm not gonna find Spyro 2 in the house, I have no idea where it is. So I was just gonna buy a new one. Well, that's problematic when no one has a copy. I went on eBay and there was an "in very good condition" copy WITH the manual for $7.50, ending in six minutes.

I told dad and he bid $8.00 on it, and guess what?! HE WON! :D I got my game! I'm so happy about that, lol. I've been desperate to play it for, like, three weeks now. <3 It'll be about a week or so before I get it, but that's okay, I can't play til next weekend anyway. And, I think mom ordered my phone. Dad came in my room this morning, wanting to talk to me about the game-exchanging thing.

I told him the other day that it really ticked me off that Nick was getting to trade in whatever he wanted and get the game he wanted, but I was being told I might have to wait to get my phone. So, this morning, dad said, "I don't want you to be upset about Nick trading this stuff in, cuz you're getting something really good...really soon. Mom's gonna talk to you about it later." 

Mom has yet to talk to me, but I'm pretty sure it's about my phone. :} <3 Oh, hey, so, this past week's Important Things was on CC last night, so dad put it on and Nick randomly came out to the living room and we watched the last fifteen-ish minutes of it, and OMG, it was hilarious. And I think Nick likes it! :D I might have to loan him my Demetri Martin CD, hehe!

And Jimmy Carr's stand-up was on after that, and it was HYSTERICAL. Holy scheiss, it was so funny. I love Jimmy Carr. One of his jokes was, "I'm thinking of getting a tattoo just above the banana hammock, saying, 'Caution: Choking Hazard. Ages 18+. May Contain Nuts.'" After I heard that, I could not stop laughing. I kinda want whatever future boyfriend I have to get that tattoo, LOL.

GAH, we watched Ugly Betty, and MO ROCCA guest-starred in an admittedly short role! He's adorable. And the show that Ignacio was competing on against...uh...I forget his name, whatever, was a total shout-out to Bobby Flay's Throwdown, which we LOVE in this house. I pretty much SQUEE'd about it, lol. ;D

Okay, I'm done now. LATENESS FTF (for the fail)!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Again, I slept terribly last night. I dunno what's wrong with me, but it's very annoying.

Oh, jeez, this morning sucked. So bad. In myth, I had to present my poster, and I've said before how I feel about presenting stuff. I get ridiculously nervous and I feel like I'm gonna chuddy and I HATE presenting. AND, no one in class understood what "fandom" was. And Mr. Shoemaker doesn't watch ANY of the shows I used. *headdesk* I've never felt so out of place before in my life.

We went over our tests/quizzes from last week in math. I got an 82 on my test, which I guess is okay, but Mr. P took off for STUPID things! Like, on one of the problems, you had to make a t-chart with "x" points and "y" points. We were only sposed to do five points. I wrote down a few extra, just in case, but I didn't use them! And he took off TWO POINTS for my writing them down! I mean, come on, that's ridiculous! :(

In AP Gov., everyone in class agreed that we have absolutely no idea what's going on with the Supreme Court, so our test was moved from tomorrow (I didn't even know we had one) to next Monday so we can re-learn everything, but with more detail. Oh, and this girl, this fucking annoying girl who sits near me pokes my side to get my attention and it makes me wanna fucking punch her in the face!

I really hate being poked, lol. And she tries to talk to me and tell me stupid, unfunny jokes WHILE Messick is teaching! It's so annoying, I'm TRYING to pay attention in this really hard class and this idiot girl keeps distracting me! But because I can't stand offending people to their faces, I can't tell her to fuck off (I can't even do it nicely; I hate confrontation). We did a worksheet in AmLit today. Dull as Hell.

In MindCandy, we chilled. Cole, who is the only hard worker, lol, was absent today, so we did nothing. I decided to type up what I'd written over the course of today and yesterday in my murder story (which needs a fucking name, btw...suggestions?). I listened to music online and we talked about Rick-Roll'ing and laughed and such. Twas a grand old time and it cheered me up from my bad mood. <3

Mom picked me up and we went on home. I did the dishes and napped for two hours (it felt GREAT) then we left for the H&G show. Dad came with us today and mostly hung out with Jo Anne and Steve. We bought some AMAZING chip/pretzel dip (it's ridiculously good, guys), though we obviously can't eat it right now cuz we have to make it with sour cream and mayonnaise, lol.

I got a corn dog and french fries for dinner. They were fantastamundo. Um, and that's about it. OH! I told mom about the AP Gov. exam and that I am seriously likely to fail it if I take it and I'd rather not waste $86 on a test I'm gonna fail and will, therefore, count for nothing, so mom's not gonna make me take it! :D I'm so stoked about that! And we discussed using some of my savings to get my new phone.

Mom actually said we might do that. I really hope we can. I'm not really one to ask for a new phone, phones aren't a priority with me, but this phone is so awesome and I want it so badly. *shrugs* Anywho. The title of this post is something Steve told us. He said he was watching Katie Couric on Letterman and she told a story about when she worked at a local news station with this other female anchor and a male meteorologist.

The weatherman said that there was sposed to be a HUGE snowstorm one night, and the next day, the storm was seriously minor, and the other female anchor said that *points to title* to the weatherman. OBVIOUSLY, I love that, as it's incredibly dirty and makes me laugh everytime I see it, LOL. And Steve was like, "I can tell you this story, you're 18 now." XD Haha, like I don't hear jokes like that every day. ;]

It feels like Friday. Meh.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

SECOND GREATEST DIGITAL SHORT EVER.



Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Oh, man. So tired. I don't think I'll ever stop being tired. Is it possible to get a ton of sleep and never be rested? If so, that blows.

People were late to school today because last night, we had an INSANE windstorm, which knocked out power to over 30,000 homes in our county alone! Thankfully, our power only flickered, it didn't go off, but I know some other people who lost power. And trees were knocked down and crushed transformers and whatnot. Insane shit, lol. I have a video to show ya, but it doesn't show just how bad the winds were.

We learned about Hades and Persephone today. It was kinda interesting, but Hades is such a douche, lol. I still love him, though, cuz for serious? I will ALWAYS think of Hades as the Disney version with James Woods' voice, and THAT Hades is AMAZING. ;] Math was okay. Nobody understood the homework so Mr. P had to re-teach it. We all get it now, thankfully.

In AP Gov., we had that test and guess what?! It was just an essay! AND, it was SUPER easy! :D YAYNESS! Then we did current events. Oh! So, this kid I don't see very often caught me in the hall today and saw me using my Touch. He was like, "Do you get WiFi?" and I said, "Yeah, but not in school." He then proceeded to show me how to get WiFi in school! :DDD <3

So now I can get online in certain places in school, hehe, but I still have the restrictions that all the school computers have. Meh. *shrugs* Anywho, of course, we read more Crucible in AmLit. <3 We finished the whole court thing ("I say...I say...God is dead!") and it was amazering, lol. And in MindCandy, we did more grading of poems and such.

I brought in candy, but everyone else forgot about the whole party thing, lol, so I was the only one who brought something in. *shrugs* S'all good, I don't care. Three or four people were absent today, so there was some candy left over. We pretty much all pigged out on candy and it was super fun, LOL. XD For the past coupla weeks, Robbins has been sitting next to me, which makes me very happy, lol.

There's no story to that, I just wanted to mention it, hehe. OH, I asked if anyone had seen this fucking AWESOME Denny's commercial that I saw last night and Robbins was like, "BEST COMMERCIAL EVER." But no one else had seen it! So Robbins described it in excellent detail and then proceeded to sing the song, lol! IT WAS AWESOME. <3 CHECK IT: you can call me Nannerpuss!



LOVES. Mom picked me up at 12:00 (half hour early! :D) and we went to Wal*Mart. I got a couple new shirts and some candy. We had to go to Macy's so mom could get her new bottle of Magie Noire perfume, which is her signature scent. I convinced mom to get me Princess eventually, cuz I love that perfume. I'm not really a perfume-wearer, but I LOVE it, so...

We went to Panera so mom could get some lunch (I already ate my packed lunch). I got a danish and it was delicious, as usual. X] Then we went home. Mom had me put up a curtain-rod for Nick so he could have curtains in his room, which he hasn't had the past five years we've lived here. It sucked cuz I had to do it by hand with a regular screw-driver, which hurt my arms like whoa, but I got it done.

Mom made me do the dishes (blech) and I got online after that. Blah blah blah, eventually we had dinner, consisting of chicken and cucumbers! SO GOOD! I longed for that yesterday when it was freakishly warm out. Oh, man, I wish it was summer. *sigh* Moving on. Toby Turner (love him! :D) made a vid where you do that two truths and a lie thing, ya know?

You tell three stories, two of them are true, one is a lie, and the people watching have to guess which is the lie. He told us to pick out which one we thought was his lie, so I did, then I decided to do the thing myself. I GIVE YOU A VIDEO.

( Would I lie to you? )

So, uh. The end? OH! Title of this post was said on Cash Cab tonight. X] The only thing on tonight is Ugly Betty, unfortunately, so I think I'll either: [a] catch up on TDS/TCR, or [b] go to bed early. I'd also like to write some tonight, if I have time, but I dunno...*ahem* if you haven't done the meme I did last night, you should TOTES do it. It's freakishly awesome.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I was on my computer, in bed, at 1:00-ish last night, and I just fell right asleep, lol. I woke up at 3:00 and, thankfully, Tyrone was off. But, yeah, it was weird. X]

I got up at, um...11:30? 10:30? Somewhere between those, lol. I took a shower and got online and such for about an hour. Then mom, dad and I left for a day of activities, lol. Unfortunately, mom and dad had been arguing over something (I'm not sure what) and were being bitchy to each other. We stopped at Burger King for some lunch, then went to Macy's to return that dress I got for Presidential Classroom.

OMG! I never posted a pic of that, did I? Well, fuck me, I suck. Here's a couple pictures: one. Two. Three. Um, okay, back to the events of the day, lol. We went to KAY's next to pick up some earrings of mom's that she was having fixed for some reason. Then we went to the mall. We stopped at Ashcroft&Oak to get one of mom's (many) rings repaired (one of the garnets fell out). *shakes head*

Then we made our way to Claire's and I got my second holes in my ears re-pierced (they were done incredibly crooked and shitty the first time)! :D They look SCHAWEET, imo, lol. PICTURES: one. Two. I'm stoked, I missed having two holes in my ears, lol. XD After that, we went to Circuit City, which is having a huge blowout sale cuz they're shutting down.

The deals weren't that good cuz the sale just started about a week ago, but they'll be lower in a couple weeks. *shrugs* Anywho, we bopped around and looked for cooly stuff. Mom got Extras, seasons one and two on DVD. She also got IT, which is prolly the scariest movie I've ever seen. *shudders* Dad got some cables for I dunno what. I got a new PSP charger, new PSP analog sticks, and some burnable DVD discs.

We had to go to Kroger next, so we did. We got grapes and apples (YAY! :D), already-made!brownies with cream cheese frosting, and I got some candy! I also got a free cup of water from Starbucks, which isn't anywhere near significant, but it made me happy, lol. OH! And I finally had some Pocky! HOLY SHIT, it's so delicious! :D Mom loves 'em, too! I MUST GET MORE, lol. <3

Oh, we were in Kroger ya know, and I was chomping on ice from that cup of water cuz there was a lot of ice and not a lot of water, lol. And I kinda complained to my dad that I was cold and he said, "Then stop chewing ice!" and I said (with a piece of ice in my mouth), "But it tastes good!" and he said, "Did you just say, 'but my hunger!'?" And I don't know why, but it sounded so funny to me! "BUT MY HUNGER!" XD

Then we came home. Mom and dad are still upset with each other and when I told them I'm sick of them arguing, they got pissed at me and said, "We're not arguing!" BLAHBLAHBLAH. Right. Yelling angrily totally doesn't equal arguing, what was I thinking? *facepalm* So, moving on. It's taking me a while to make those videos cuz occasionally, when I open the program to edit them, it freezes. But I'll get them up, I swear, lol!

OH. Speaking of! I've got some pics to post. The only problem is they are incredibly poor quality. If they're bright enough, they're blurry, and if they're clear, they're super dark. My camera is one of the worst cameras in existence. :( I'm sorry. But here: Richard Schiff one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Bill Clinton one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Inauguration one. Capitol Building one. The end. *shakes head*

Title of this post=from iCarly. OMFG. IT'S FUCKING 8:30! I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS. GUH. It's time for you guys to throw shoes at me.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I don't even know when I woke up today...I wanna say 12:30? Maybe? Somewhere around there, I think. Mom came in and checked on me and made me some tea. Ohhh, it was so good. I watched some more stand-up on Comedy Central and it was better than yesterday's. Lynne Koplitz was on first, and I've seen her act before, but it's so funny. I love her stuff, lol. It's always sex-related, but she does it in a way that's hysterical, imo.

Then Jeremy Hotz was on, and I'd never heard of him, so I wanted to check him out. He was hilarious! OMG, he was so funny. Here's the show I watched, part one and part two. I told mom halfway through the show that I thought he was great, so she turned it on in the living room and agreed! She likes him! And that's hard to do, lol, mom is very picky when it comes to comedians. XD So, yeah, that kinda ruled.

Let's see, next up was Greg Behrendt (sp?). He was decent. Not as funny as Hotz, but not bad. Mom made me some chicken noodle soup (minus the chicken and most of the noodles since I don't like either of those, lol) and a grilled cheese sandwich cuz she's the best mom ever. Oh, Nick stayed home sick today, too, so she made him soup as well. It was delicious, lol. She made sure I was okay then went to do some work.

I watched some eps of The Suite Life (the old one, not On Deck) and...shit, something else...and That's So Raven. I must admit, Raven is a stupid show, but I kinda missed it, lol. The title of this post is from one of the eps of Raven. I'm not even gonna try to explain it cuz it's long and boring and really, who cares? X] Um, so...yeah, after that, it was about 4:30, so I watched What I Like About You?.

Theeeeen mom had to go to an appointment. Dad came home shortly after and made me dinner of pizza rolls in a bowl. Did I ever tell you guys that's how I eat my pizza rolls? Cuz I do. I always put them in a bowl. I dunno why, but I like them better that way. And dad got me SunnyD, so I had a bottle of that. YUMMY YUM YUM. XD

Unfortunately, I have to go to school tomorrow. GUH. I can NOT begin to describe to you guys how desperately I don't wanna go to school.  Surprise, surprise, I didn't finish my homework, I didn't watch TDS/TCR, and I didn't write. I've done nothing ALL DAY. I slept and watched TV. The good thing is, I didn't have to go to the doctor, we just picked up store medicine.

Anywho, yeah, I would kill to not have to go to school tomorrow, lol. Getting up at 6:00, standing in the cold, walking around school for five hours, doing completely pointless work and acting like I give a fuck what anyone has to say? Yeah, soooooooooo don't wanna do that. I still feel shitty but teh rents said I can't miss anymore school (even though their logic is faulty, trust me, it is, lol).

I might make myself some more pizza rolls cuz I'm still hungry and I want some more. Speaking of wanting more, OMG, I so wish there was more 24 on tonight, instead of stupid American Idol (which I'll watch simply because it's a sad, sad addiction that I can't drop). I guess I'm done. *sigh* Maybe, if I use intense persuasive skills, I can stay home tomorrow, too. But it's gonna take a LOT. I dunno...

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I stayed home today! :D I did it! Unfortunately, I didn't have to do much convincing, I actually felt sick. Dad came in to get me up and I started coughing and he was like, "You can't miss school today, honey, you're missing two days next week!" (which I predicted he'd say last night). He kinda just up and left and I didn't see anyone for thirty minutes.

Then, Nick came in and hugged me and told he was sorry I was sick and that he'd see if I could stay home (have I mentioned that sometimes he can be freakishly amazing? <3). He asked dad and dad said that he wasn't gonna decide if I could stay home. So Nick got mom up (she was still sleeping) to come see me. She didn't even ask how I was, she just came in, sat down next to me, and said I should stay home.

I was hacking my brains out for an hour, so I think that was evidence enough that I felt like shit. She brought me some medicine and the air-purifier thing she bought a week or so ago. Nick stopped by to say hi to me and ask if I needed anything. Then he said if I got bored, I could text him. Then mom had to take him to school (dad had already left for work).

I slept til 10:00, woke up for a few minutes, then went back to sleep. Mom woke me up at 12:30 and said I should probably get up so I could sleep tonight. She left for an appointment and I got up and did my AmLit homework that I spaced on this past weekend. I tried to do my AP Gov and math homework, but I just can't. I dunno why, but I just couldn't do them. *shakes head*

I also had a MindCandy assignment where I'm sposed to drag out one of the sitch writings we did that were due on Friday to be a short story. Well, I think all of my sitch writings kinda suck and I can't think of any way to expand them into a 2-3 page short story. I'd much rather just start a new story, but alas. Can't do that. *sadface*

Anywho, I wrote up that ficlet I posted earlier, lol (yes, I should've been doing homework) and watched some Comedy Central stand-up. It wasn't really all that funny, imo, which is prolly why it was on at 1:00 in the afternoon, lol. I basically just wasted time watching mindless Disney shows (Suite Life on Deck is incredibly lame, btw) until Nick got home.

We chatted a little and he asked if I needed anything, but I was fine. Half an hour later, mom came home and we watched the Golden Globes together. It was decent! I'm bummed that House didn't win anything and that NPH was beat out by, I think, Tom Wilkinson(?). I thought Kate Winslet was really cute. <3 And I hate that people are put into categories where there's a dead person nominated.

For example, Tom Cruise AND RDjr. were nominated for Tropic Thunder, and I think they really deserved to win, but they were put in the same category with Heath Ledger and OF COURSE he's gonna win! It's just not fair to the other people! Of course if someone is dead, they're gonna win the award.

I would never wish that Heath didn't win, but I wish he wasn't even in the category and they just gave him the award and gave everyone else a chance to actually win. Moving on. OH! I saw a commercial for Important Things with Demetri Martin, which is a new series on Comedy Central! It premieres February 11th at 10:30PM! :D I'm STOKED for that!

I watched the Bio of Kiefer Sutherland with mom and dad, then we ate dinner. I must say, I think I'll always love Kiefer Sutherland. He's just such an awesome guy. <3 Title of this post is something I read here and is a quote from Bush (surprise, surprise). *shakes head* I gotta cut this short so I can watch 24, lol, but that's pretty much all that happened today anyway. X]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/kat *meow*

Hello people!

I know some of you must like Lewis Black, right, lol?

I love him, and ya know, I got that CD of his for Christmas, so I thought I'd share! :D

Lewis Black - Anticipation.

Enjoy, guys!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I can't believe it's Friday. It totally doesn't feel like Friday at all. And I've gotta go back to school on Monday. UGH. And report cards come out Tuesday! DOUBLE UGH. Not lookin forward to that at all.

Teh rents came and got me up at 1:00 this afternoon. *shakes head* Again, I can't believe I slept so late. Maybe I should stop going to bed at 3:00 in the morning, lol. I put off taking a shower cuz I have to get back in the habit of taking evening showers for school. I got online for a while, watched some iCarly and Drake&Josh. Speaking of D&J, the title of this post is from one of the eps; where Josh meets his e-pal, Yuka.

And this is why I love Crazy Steve. This is from the ep with Yuka.



LAWLZ. *snuggles Crazy Steve* After that, I played some more Sims2: Castaway, only I restarted my game cuz I used cheats on the other one and it fucked it up. Now, I've got Stephen and Jon as a couple (though I keep making them propose to each other and they keep rejecting each other...) and a Sim of me, just by myself, lol. :]

That's pretty much all I've done today. I've only been awake for, like, five hours, lol. I could seriously go right back to sleep, I'm so tired. *facepalm* Mom and dad and I watched a couple eps of Chuck (mom got season one for Christmas) last night. I love that show so much, lol. It's just plain awesome. Um...yeah, that's really pretty much it.

Wow, how sad is this? I got this post done in, like, two minutes. It usually takes me FOREVER to get a post done. Hmm. There must be other stuff to say, lol...huh, nope, I really can't think of anything. Oh, sorry I didn't post that ficlet yet, it's not done. :} It'll be done by tonight, though, and I'll get it up ASAP that's what he said. The end, I spose.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Mom and I saw this SNL clip a few years ago and we LOVED it. I still think it's hilarious, lol. So please, enjoy. XD



Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. OMG THE MOOD THEME PIC FOR AMUSED IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE. *dies*

Hello people!

Today was wonderful! Best day all week. I slept til 7, then got up and got some coffee, then finished up my homework and watched Fairly OddParents and Spongebob. Twas so much fun! I love getting up like that. It's very comforting, but I can't explain why.

Okay, so, Math was lame - we had a notebook test and those are ridiculous. Chem was STUPID - so sick of that class. AP Euro was stupid, no surprise there. German was GREAT! We watched the rest of the Batman cartoon and it was VERY INAPPROPRIATE. 

I mean, okay, firstly, the Joker was laughing for, like, ten minutes straight in this high-pitched, screechy voice, and he just wouldn't SHUT THE HELL UP and it was so annoying, lol! But that's slightly off-topic. So, getting back to it...

The Joker was fighting this woman and he grabbed a sausage (and I do mean a sausage) and smacked her in the face with it. And David Valentino said, "Dude, she just got sausaged in the face." And he really didn't realize what he said until after he said it, lol. So there's that.

Then, The Joker pinned down the girl and was, like, SUPER close to her face and laying on top of her. SO CREEPY, lol. Oh, and there's a scene where The Joker is talking to this banker guy who's complaining about the girl that's killing mobsters, and the banker says, "It's Batman! He's the killer!" *edited for forgetting the deets* So The Joker says, "It's not the Bat. Someone different. Not as cute as Batboy." Okay, CREEPY SQUARED, lol. 

And there's a scene where Bruce Wayne was talking to his girlfriend-type-person and they started making out and she was making noises, if ya know what I mean, and then the TV randomly shut off. It was perfect timing, LOL!

Okay, so Brit Lit was okay, we just did more work, which is whatever. Creative Writing was stupid - we worked on pre-writes. So, yeah. I went for a walk today, which was nice. It's so loverly outside! I wish the temp could be 60's all the time with a light breeze. It's just so wonderful. Reaper comes back tonight! I CAN'T WAIT! I've missed it so! :D And Eli Stone and LA Ink are on tonight! WHOO!

A YouTuber, puppet-maker and Colbert fan pointed his vids out to us Colbertians on the Colboards, saying that his Stephen Colbert puppet was gonna interview his Palpatine puppet. So I watched his Palpatine vids on his website, and OMG, they are SO FREAKING FUNNY! Surrsly, watch them. Although, it helps to have some knowledge of Star Wars...just a little bit, lol. Anywho, yeah, they're great, so watch them (there're nine of them):

[[http://www.askpalpatine.com/]]

Oh, guess what? This lady called me today about twenty-ish minutes before my mom was gonna take me to school. The woman works for "This Week," which is a local paper here in Ohio. She said that she wanted to interview me about my going to Presidential Classroom for an article! I was like, "Wow...awesome!" :D 

And there's a photographer coming into school on Monday to take my picture for the paper. I'm gonna call the paper-woman (Cathy, I think her name is) and ask her if the photographer can come in during German class so I can get the picture taken there with my friends and whatnot. XD At least, I hope they'll let me...that'd be awesome, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

Haha, that title makes me laugh. It was a bumper sticker on Facebook that Adam sent to me today. It's so true, lol.

Anywho, OMG, my mom told me today that she's gonna pay me $5/hour for every hour I work with her at the show. I've worked a total of 22 hours so far, so I'm getting $110!!! And I'm workin the show again tomorrow, too! So I'll get even more! :D I'm gonna buy "Wigfield" on audio-book, lol. YAYNESS!

CONGRATS TO JEN, who survived 30 hours without food, something I could never do, lol! YAY JEN!

I really didn't do much today, I was at the show, like, all day. I met this other booth-worker, Michele, and she was pretty cooly and funny. And I'm friends with JoAnne and Steven, who work the booth next to my dad's. They're really cool. So that was fun.

Okay, everytime we go to one of these home and garden shows, and I do mean EVERY TIME, people come up to the Invisible Fence booth and say one of two things; "Will this work on my kid?" or "Will this work on my wife/husband?" Do people surrsly think we haven't heard that joke before? I mean, COME ON, it's not funny anymore. It's really, REALLY annoying. And at least five people say it everyday we're at the show. GAH.

I figured out what my next tattoo is gonna be. I'm gonna get Sonic the Hedgehog on my upper right shoulder/bicep-ular area. Why? Cuz he's the coolest video game character EVER and he reminds me of a happier time when my bro and I played Sonic together and laughed and laughed and laughed, lol. 

OMG, this ASSHOLE (apologies for that) on YouTube keeps saying that I'm an idiot for not praying to God. HELL-FUCKING-O! I'm allowed to have my own damn opinions and beliefs! It's these kinds of people that re-enforce my decision of Atheism. If people would just leave me the fuck alone about it, I wouldn't take it so seriously. DOUBLE FREAKING GAH.

That's about it, really. Pretty uneventful day. I shall speaketh with thee tomorrow. XD

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hello people!

I'm watchin "The History of the Joke" on the History channel. It's really funny. And Lewis Black is hosting it. Hello? Nothing better. I think the following jokes are freaking hilarious; the former, cuz it's so god damn true, the two latter, cuz they're just plain funny, lol:

Black dude (whose name I don't recall): "I was on a plane to Africa, and for me, it was strange, being a black man going back to the home land. For you white people, it's like going to Vermont."

British dude (whose name I also don't recall): "Right-wing Christians believe everything Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer."

Same British dude: "The thing about us, Brits, is that we can laugh at ourselves. And by ourselves, I mean other people. And by laugh, I mean invade."

OMG, Steve Byrne is fucking hilarious. Wow. He's really funny. I gotta go see him sometime, lol. Without the rents. *DIRTY* = not funny when with rents.

Today I went with my rents to the Home and Garden show, as previously mentioned last night. BTW, no one came to visit me - thanks...a lot... (name that movie!), lol. It was fun, but MY FRANK, my feet hurt so much (I stood for most of the day) and I'm totally wiped out, lol. I really do love talking to people about my rents' businesses...I dunno why, I really hate people, so, yeah...I'm just weird like that. X]

That's about it for now...I might have more tomorrow...I'm not sure what I'm gonna do; I have a bunch of stuff to watch on the DVR that's two weeks old, but I would love to go back to the show with my rents again. Anyone have any advice? If not, s'all good, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*